Listen to ‘Glee’ Kids Singing ‘Afternoon Delight’ with John Stamos

Guys. I hope the people at Glee know that this song is to be used for joking purposes only, but I’m sure they don’t. I also detect a lack of jazz flute that is frankly appalling. HORROR. In next week’s episode featuring REGIONALS and JOHN STAMOS and Gwyneth Paltrow (groan), the gang will sing this “classic” (wildly inappropriate for high schoolers) tune with the help of Uncle Jesse. Go ahead and listen, but as an antidote, I’ve taken the liberty of including both the Anchorman and Arrested Development versions immediately after it. I’m not even going to ask how they measure up to the Glee one, because I already know. They are IMMEASURABLY more entertaining than the Glee one, even if Stamos is helping. That being said, will I still watch it? You bet your shiny Glee iPod case (seriously, why do they make those things) I will.

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.