Mike Tyson Out-Crazies Charlie Sheen During His Comedy Central Roast

Comedy Central is a coy little minx of a network. They flash us just the tiniest glimpses of what we really want and we’re forced to come clamouring after them until The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen finally airs on Monday, Sept. 19. Now, we’re getting a little taste of the two people at Sheen’s roast who can rival him on the crazy scale. First up, Mike Tyson mumbling something unintelligible that may just put his quips on par with the Situation’s performance during the Trump Roast. Then, we get a taste of William Shatner’s tounge-lashing for Sheen, and from what we can see, there’s a whole lot more where that came from. Enjoy — though if you’re at work, headphones are advised as the audio for both of these clips is a bit NSFW.

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.