Glee‘s Season 3 finale aired May 22 and delivered Rachel Berry getting on a train to New York just days after graduation, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Who knows where she’ll end up? (Probably back in Lima in a week with nothing to do until September when she goes to New York for real.) And we don’t know what’s going to happen to the rest of the class either. We decided to write some Senior Superlatives, yearbook style, for the crew that might point us in the right direction for where they’ll end up during Season 4.
Class Heartthrob: Blaine Anderson
Most Ambitious: Rachel Berry
Stupidest Decision (male): Pvt. Finn Hudson
Stupidest Decision (female): Santana Lopez
Most Improved Over Her OCD So She Can Now Hug Every Student at Graduation: Emma Pillsbury
Best Future Principal: Roz Washington
Six Year Senior Award: Britanny S. Peirce
Most Underappreciated: Mercedes Jones
The Sue Sylvester Award for Character Inconsistency: Sue Sylvester
Downright Creepiest: Will Schuester
Most Likely to Meet an Untimely End: Quinn Fabray
Most Likely to Be Written Off the Show and Given a One-sentence Explanation Why in the Season Premiere: Sugar Motta
Most Likely to Get Held Down by Mitt Romney and Given a Haircut Against His Will: That Jesusy one
Most Likely to Be Deported: That Irish one
Most Likely to Never Be Heard From Again: Mike Chang’s abs
Future Substitute Teacher Who Will Let You Slack Off: Noah “Puck” Puckermann
Worst Dressed: Kurt Hummell
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