‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap: Luaus and Lies

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In a shocking play, Kim Richards steals this episode from our usual favorite housewives. Kyle and Kim open the show at an aesthetician’s office, where it becomes painfully obvious what the girls are about to do. Kyle opens her legs. Kim grips the bright pink vibrator … and the aesthetician gets the job done. Enough said?

We then follow Kim to her daughter’s graduation party where we watch her make a life affirming stand – against the event planner. Fountains and virgin Pina Coladas for her girl!

Following the festivities, Kim takes us to Lisa’s where she confronts Lisa about her obvious absence at her daughter’s party. Lisa’s claim to be in Missouri fell on deaf ears, as Kim’s hairdresser revealed, Lisa was indeed across the block having dinner at SUR. When Kim confronts Lisa and Ken, Ken throws an off handed remark stating that Kim has definitely missed a few events in her lifetime.

Instead of crying, Kim very clearly states, “Why would you say that?” articulating that it was hurtful, mean and uncalled for. What?! Kim you made sense! 

In other news – Carlton got drunk before Kim’s daughter’s party. Brandi threw up the only thing she’d eaten all week. Joyce modeled for an anti-bullying campaign. Kyle and Lisa got along fabulously. Joyce and Brandi agreed on a truce – for now. It was another episode packed full of almost nothing – except for Kim. Cheers to your year of sobriety girl!