Sheen to Stay with ‘Two and a Half Men’

Two and a Half MenThe millions upon millions of Two and a Half Men viewers can breathe a sigh of relief: Charlie Sheen is staying with the show.

Sheen signed a two-year pact on Monday to remain with the beloved CBS sitcom, following reports of his imminent departure from the series.

His publicist issued a statement: “To put a fitting end on the two and one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I’m looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights. I want to thank (CBS Corp. president and CEO) Les Moonves for his support.”