So you’ve been dating your S.O. for a while now. Your friends think they’ve been dating theirs for a “long time,” but you laugh at the thought. Your relationship is so old, if it were a kid, it would be in the 2nd grade this year. That’s how long you’ve been in a relationship with this person. Which is okay, because you really start to learn something about that person in the later years.
1. Like, this thought will become a thing of the past real quick:
2. In fact, you are so trained in the art of fighting with this person, you know when and when not to cave:
3. It’s so obvious you’re going to be together forever, you joke about your future:
4. You guys have no issues being really, really weird together. In fact, it’s basically a competition:
5. You’ve worked out a “don’t mess with us” gesture that you two both do without even realizing it:
6. When you guys are apart, at first it might seem cool, but then ‘Day 2 Alone’ hits and you start doing crazy stuff:
7. Sometimes (all the time) when your S.O. talks, you don’t listen and have to give a made up response:
8. When they catch you tuning them out, you can be 100% honest with them:
9. As a sign to how long you’ve been together, you’re high school (maybe middle or even grade school) sweethearts:
10. You two are ways past cute couples’ Halloween costumes and moved on to hilarious:
11. The thought that maybe this person might not wind up with you forever makes you scream, cry, and angry all at once:
12. People will ask you how you’re still together after all this time, but you guys know:
13. You can ALWAYS tell if they’re lying to you, especially if they’re trying to teach you a lesson/trick you:
14. You guys don’t need to be cutesy all the time and have no issue with being gross and sick with each other:
15. All in all, you know that no matter how long you two have been together, this will always be true:
If you’re not already, you two long-term lovebirds need to get married already (sorry, we know you hear it all the time) and live happily ever after together!
