15 Signs You’re a ‘Sex and the City’ Addict

As my friend and I argued for the third time this week about whether or not Aiden was the best boyfriend Carrie had (he’s so not), I couldn’t help but wonder, are we addicted to Sex…and the City? Here are some signs that you might be:

1. You become outraged when someone claims Aiden > Mr. Big:

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In what universe?!

2. And when someone tries to convince you that your love life is not “just like Carrie’s”:

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WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW? HE’S TOTALLY MY BIG. 

3. When your friends suggest a SATC marathon:

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4. When your friends suggest literally anything remotely social:

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5. When you look outside and know you have to brave the polar vortex:

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I’ll just stay in bed and watch some Sex and the City

6. When someone tries to tell you that they’re the Carrie of their group:

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7. When this no longer seems like an unreasonable fashion goal for a night out (did it ever?):

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8. Whenever you hear anyone say “abso-fucking-lutely”:

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9. When you realize you’ve been quoting this show for 17 years.

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And it’s still relevant (and you’re not an old maid; you’re still thirty-faux).

10. When you hear there might be a third movie, and you’re excited and dreading it all at the same time:

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You’ll talk about it nonstop and your boyfriend will just never get it. 

11. When yet another of your friends gets engaged and you fake happiness, but really you’re mentally ordering 6 more cosmos:

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I’m sure your love is not as strong as mine and this martini’s. 

12. When your boyfriend asks if you ever just stop watching SATC?

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13. When your hobbies include shopping, judging people, brunch, and cocktails:

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14. When your idea of exercise perfectly aligns with Ms. Bradshaw’s:

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“Gym” is the dirtiest word in the English language. 

15. When someone you know says they’ve never seen Sex and the City:

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Steal an HBOGO password and get your ish together! 

So, are you addicted to Sex and the City?

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Yeah, we thought so. 

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