We Judge All The Dudes ‘Bachelorette’ Desiree Hartsock Will Date This Season

America — your newly crowned Princess of True Love’s Eternal Flame, Desiree Hartsock, will be taking her place atop The Bachelorette throne in a matter of weeks.

Indeed, ABC’s favorite experiments in Real True Forever Love, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette have produced dozens of couples (and some of them even last longer than a month after they get engaged!), and this year hopes to be no exception as former contestant for Sean Lowe’s heart, Desiree, tackles the red roses under Chris Harrison’s watchful eye and perfectly adequate tutelage. So it is with that we present to you the dudes of The Bachelorette: First Impression Superlatives Edition.

The Bachelorette returns May 27 on ABC. Will you be tuning in? Let us know in the comments!

GALLERY — The Bachelorette’s First Impression Superlatives
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