The Dos and Don’ts of Dating from ‘The Mindy Project’ at Halloween

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ALTIt’s been a long time since we’ve seen a new episode of The Mindy Project, but Dr. Lahiri and her merry band of medical misfits are back at long last! In tonight’s episode, a bomb gets dropped on Dr. Lahiri—well, I guess it’s more of a baby bomb, really.

After seemingly reconciling with her ex-boyfriend Dr. Tom (Bill Hader is just such a delight), Mindy discovers that his wife is pregnant…on Facebook. Which, let me tell you, can really suck.

But Mindy had more important things to handle: the ESPN Halloween party! That’s right, Mindy is still dating Josh the fancy-but-also-sort-of-a-dorky-dick sports lawyer. But what is a girl to wear when the only options are slutty or funny? Well, there’s always the old stand-bys like Tinkerbell, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Or Dirty Harry Potter, or even Lil Wayne on the Prairie! But, when not even those work, sometimes you need to use a little bit of DIY ingenuity and a make-it-work attitude to find your perfect get-up.

So what did we learn about love from this week’s episode? Check out this week’s dos and don’ts of dating!

1.) Don’t let an ex-boyfriend’s future baby make you feel like you’re going to die alone: It’s just a baby! And really, it looks more like a ghost at this point, anyway.

2.) Do date blondes: Didn’t Marilyn say they have more fun?

3.) Do break up with jerks: This one seems pretty self-explanatory, right?

4.) Don’t spoil shows for ones you love: It’s just not nice, even if they’re really, really annoying about it. (OK maybe if they’re annoying about it and they totally deserve it.)

5.) Do be your own role model: We read about it on the Internet. It’s super-inspiring.

6.) Don’t be afraid to show a little cleavage in that crayon costume: What is it that Kelis always says? Something about milkshakes and boys in yards. Apparently it works!

7.) Don’t take advice from your male nurse: At least not when it comes to funny costumes boys will like.

8.) …If your boyfriend makes a point to find out what your favorite movie (The Princess Bride) and character (Inigo Montoya, because duh: Mandy Patinkin forever) are in order to be him for Halloween, he might be a keeper!: OK, that was just adorable. Even if the sword was sort terrifying.

Oh yeah, we also learned Danny Castellano can’t drive, and possibly has a bit of a sweating problem.

What did you think of this week’s episode of The Mindy Project? Let us know in the comments!

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Staff Writer Alicia Lutes is a corgi enthusiast from Connecticut living in Los Angeles. She loves Tina Fey, television, ugly things and really money cheese plates. Growing up, her grandfather frequently said, "you’re so god-damned good with words! You should do something with words with your life!" so she made it her quest to plaster her wordy witticisms across the Internet. She looks forward to retiring at the age of 80 and opening a fromagerie with a small army of wrinkly-faced and stumpy-legged dogs.

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