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The ‘Jersey Shore’ Mid-Season Trailer Is Insane

MTV has released the mid-season trailer for this season’s Jersey Shore, and I’m confused. I’m confused because I don’t remember producers releasing a mid-season trailer in the middle of the first season, which means it’s interesting that the Jersey Shore people are suddenly aware that they should be working a little harder to convince us to keep watching this junk. And I don’t think my memory is deceiving me either because I helped a lot of psychology grad students with their psychology experiments when I was in college and they told me I had a good brain. So let’s put aside the possibility that I remember wrong (even though I have no idea how many of those losers who made me look at smiley faces on behemoth computers became actual psychologists) and assume that I’m right in saying this is the first mid-season trailer we have gotten from this show. The functionality of this trailer is, of course, to give us reason to keep watching, and to overlook the fact that first half of this season was just blind-and-deaf-dog awful. BUT THEY REALLY DON’T HAVE TO GIVE US REASON TO KEEP WATCHING! BUT THEY THINK THEY DO, WHICH IS HIIIIIILARIOUS BECAUSE THEY USED TO THINK WE’D JUST WATCH IT WITHOUT NEEDING ANY ENCOURAGEMENT. WHICH WE DID! BUT THIS SEASON HAS BEEN SO BAD THEY KNOW THEY HAVE TO DRESS IT UP A BIT! Guys, this is funny.

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