I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who was shocked to see Matt McGorry from Orange Is The New Black join the cast of How To Get Away With Murder. I’m also sure I wasn’t the only who was shocked to see that his character was not sweet like Bennett, but a jerk like Pornstache. Of course he isn’t exactly like Pornstache. He’s much more clean cut, educated, but obsessed with sex and driven to prove his superiority. Basically Matt’s character, Asher Millstone is a bro and we decided to count all 16 ways how he shows this. Enjoy!
1. He used this sentence with a straight face.
2. He has this move.
3. He uses the lamest names to refer to women.
4. He’s not afraid to let everyone know he’s a creep.
5. He makes it rain…on himself…by himself.
6. He tries to start a fight but loses before it even started.
7. He talks like he wants to live in a movie. We bet his room is covered with Scarface, Fight Club, and James Bond movie posters.
8. He usually tries to put the attention back on himself.
9. The one time he is useful, is thanks to his daddy.
10. He keeps it classy by gossiping about girls.
11. Of course he would use “big dog” in a sentence.
12. Because gay guys have it so easy and get to have sex all the time, amiright?
13. He makes this awful joke.
14. He’s an adult, but he acts like he can’t say penis.
15. When he finally gets his paws on that trophy he didn’t stop parading it for a second!
16. Oh Asher, we know you have a sensitive side. You should show it more often.
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