Zooey Deschanel Thinks She Invented Mouthwash: Late Last Night

Last night, fairy princess Zooey Deschanel appeared on Conan to tell adorable stories of self-inflicted injury, Depression-era dolls and childhood memories of eating raw hotdogs. It’s all very precious.  

Steve Buscemi stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to discuss his upcoming Saturday Night Live appearance, and how nervous he is for it. Buscemi also talked about performing onstage with Andy Kaufman for an audience of zero people, and the very strange question he ALWAYS gets asked about Boardwalk Empire.

Melissa McCarthy to talk about her incredibly devoted family, which includes her sister who cried histerically at the Emmys (and had to be consoled by Kathy Bates), and her father who assaults people on the street and asks them if they watch Mike & Molly.

Finally, Glee‘s  Matthew Morrison stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about how he tricked Elton John and Sting into performing on his new self-titled album.