The cast crashes on a deserted island. They are able to get back to the house, but Toot is believed to not have survived, and quickly decide to interview potential new housemates. After meeting several possible candidates, the group settles on Strawberry Shortcake.
When Spanky gets a downloadable virus, he is forced to marry Xandir in order to get life-saving health insurance. After losing her ability to solve mysteries, Foxxy coaxes Ling Ling into helping her go back to school but taking the racially-biased standardized testing for her.
After going through a tearful therapy process to cope with his parents’ deaths, Captain Hero learns they're still alive. Meanwhile, the cast learns a little something about acting as a team when they start their own suicide hotline.
Captain Hero is reminded of a pact to get married by 30 by his visiting ex-girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl. Meanwhile, Foxxy tries to regroup the Foxxy 5, her old band.
Wooldoor ends up birthing clum babies after he is unable to stop masturbating, and discovers that his babies have a magical gift of healing. Clara immediately tries to stop Wooldor from utilizing the clum babies' newfound powers, viewing them as sacrilegious.
The gang learns that the souls of a thousand deceased Indians haunt the house and tries to offer part of the property as a token of good faith, only to see the land then used to build a glitzy casino.
Captain Hero starts acting out in hopes of getting his perceived reality TV foe, Super Nanny, to come to the house, where he intends for them to square off. Meanwhile, Ling Ling fails his driving test, which leads Wooldoor to try and make him more "American" so he can pass.
Captain Hero spies on the ladies in the bathroom with the help of his x-ray vision.
Captain Girl, Captain Hero's sidekick, is killed by the dastardly Mad-Libber and Wooldoor becomes the permanent replacement. Meanwhile, Toot finds herself overwhelmed when she becomes a mother to a Nicaraguan baby.
Toot manages to get Xandir to go with her to a fat camp reunion by utilizing a video game cheat book. Meanwhile, Wooldoor takes a live action cow as a pet.
Captain Hero's mild-mannered disguise, Tim Tommerson, shows up and gets cozy with Xandir. Meanwhile, the housemates decide to enact retribution against "Entertainment Weekly" for a negative review of the show.
Captain Hero tries to beef up in order to emerge victorious at the AIDS walk. Meanwhile, Wooldoor is busted at the mall for shoplifting some candy.
Xandir enlists the help of his housemates when he decides to open up to his parents about his homosexuality.
Clara is given an extreme makeover. Meanwhile, Toot ends up stuck in a home for the elderly.
A clip show offering up the best of the past two seasons.