Debra is upset when she witnesses Ray's reaction to her friend's breast implants, and fakes her own breast job.
The whole family picks a side when Ray and Debra feud over a new can opener.
Ray learns the reason Frank is so eager to spend time with him is because of the insider information which has helped Frank in his betting.
When Ray and Debra find their sex life on the wane, they consult Frank and Marie about what an older couple's sex life is really like.
Ray and Debra mull over the possibilities of who would get their children in the event of their deaths.
Debra's sister Jennifer arrives for a visit with the news of her intentions to become a nun.
Ray is upset by the fact that everyone keeps pointing out the similarities between him and his irritating cousin Gerard.
Ray is perplexed when Debra starts to want sex more often.
Unable to deal with criticism from Marie, Debra tries to improve their relationship by spending the day cooking with her. Meanwhile, Ray, Robert, and Frank go to an auto show.
Ray worries that his sons aren't learning much from him after he finds out he was left back a year during pre-kindergarten. Meanwhile, Frank attempts to get Michael skipped ahead in school.
Ray's idea to give his parents a nice family portrait for Christmas goes awry when Debra's parents show up to get in on the photo.
Everyone begins to wonder about Robert's sexuality when he breaks up with Amy yet again.
Ray and Debra reexamine their parenting skills and figure out the best message to give Ally when they learn she's been bullying some kids on the school bus and decide to confront her.
Ray is criticized by his family for his regular lack of attendance at Sunday Mass.
Everyone comes to see Robert in the hospital when he is hurt while in the line of duty, after which time Ray is coaxed into showing Robert that he really cares.
Debra and Ray discover that Ray accidentally taped over their wedding video with the 1991 Super Bowl, prompting them to renew their vows.
Ray goes all out in his efforts to buy Ally a particular Hackidu card after he spoils an agreement she had with another kid to get ahold of one.
Debra astounds the family when she actually cooks something that turns out to be good.
Ray and Debra try to get Marie and Frank some friends to give the two couples some time apart, only the plan goes awry when Marie and Frank come over with their new friends in tow.
Ray is concerned that his marriage may be crumbling when Debra asks him to take the kids out more often so she can have some alone time.
Ray, Debra, Frank, and Marie try to figure out what's been making Robert so uptight and cantankerous.
Ray's attempts to help quell Debra's anger, caused by what he thinks is PMS, have the effect of making her even more enraged.
Robert decides to quit the force following his injury at the horns of a bull. After some consideration, he decides to commit to the force again, but only after he confronts the bull.
A sighting of Robert's ex-wife leads the family into a look back at what caused his marriage to fall apart.