Peter gets drunk at a stag party even after promising Lois he wouldn't drink. He loses his job after he lets unsafe toys leave the factory under his watch and ends up with a huge welfare check through some type of clerical error.
While out teaching Meg to drive, Peter accidentally knocks down the Quahog satellite dish, relieving the town of their television signal. He promises Meg a car to take the blame. Stewie creates a weather machine to destroy the world's broccoli crops.
Peter tries to make amends for Stewie's first birthday party when he loses their reservation at Cheesy Charlie's. Meg actually makes friends but they turn out to be in a death cult. Stewie prepares to face down the man in white.
Peter punches a pregnant women, who he believes to be a man, at a soccer game and is forced to stay in his house. He decides to build a bar in the basement, but finds that Lois is the big attraction there. Stewie plots to use his newly invented time machine.
Peter has to come up for a replacement for Weed's softball ringer quick and enlists the new next door neighbor before learning that he's in a wheelchair.
Lois's addiction to gambling at a casino proves costly but Peter comes up with an idea -- prove that they are also Native Americans and share in the profits, namely what they've lost.
After being humiliated at a dog show, Brian decides to assert his civil rights but ends up on death row at the dog pound.