Kirstie forces her agent to set her up with executive Jeff Zucker only to find out that he thinks she's too fat for tv and John Travolta recommends a diet guru to her.
Kirstie tries to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.
Kirstie winds up in jail after stumbling into a gay cruise spot.
Kirstie experiments with a new diet theory which suggests that you can become smaller by surrounding yourself with small things.
Kirstie's brother arrives and suggests that she try crack to solve her weight problem.
Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with a rich friend of his who turns out to be an emotional wreck.
With her bank account starting to run low, Kirstie schemes to get a lucrative deal from NBC.