Ross asks Phoebe to help him resolve the legal status of his relationship with Rachel. Monica and Chandler plan to move in together.
While Joey advertises for a "non ugly" roommate, Monica and Chandler clash over how to redecorate Rachel's old room.
Joey loses his SAG health insurance because he hasn't been working. Rachel talks to Ross's lawyer and discovers they are still married.
When Joey finds the keys to someone's Porche, he waits by the car and gets mistaken for the owner, which he enjoys. Also, Ross and Rachel try to get an annulment, but when they're denied, they have to get a divorce. Plus, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler babysit the triplets.
It's Rachel's last night as Monica's roommate and the girls' sentimentality leads to fighting. Also, Chandler tries to get Joey to accept money from him by inventing a game called "Cups."
Rachel asks Phoebe to run with her, but she gets embarrassed when she sees Phoebe's strange running style. Also, Joey gets a beautiful new roommate and Chandler cleans his and Monica's apartment but freaks out when he can't remember where everything goes.
Ross tries to whiten his teeth, but goes too far. Also, Rachel's boss thinks she's having an affair with Ralph Lauren.
Monica invites the gang and her parents over for Thanksgiving, but she admits to Chandler that her parents don't like him. Chandler learns that they think he does drugs thanks to a story Ross told them back in college. Also, Rachel attemps to make an English Trifle for dessert.
When Janine gets a job dancing on Dick Clark's New Year's show, she invites Joey, Monica and Ross. Monica and Ross are thrilled since they've always wanted to dance on television. Joey just wants to kiss Janine.
When Rachel buys furniture from Pottery Barn, she has to lie to Phoebe about where she got it. Also, Joey breaks up with Janine when she can't get along with Chandler and Monica.
Ross and Chandler get into an argument about who created a joke that Ross had published in Playboy. Also, Joey takes a job as a waiter at the coffee shop.
Rachel's sister, Jill, shows up lamenting that she's been financially cut off and she ends up pursuing Ross, to Rachel's dismay. Also, Monica won't admit that she's sick and tries to get Chandler interested in sex.
Rachel asks Ross to stop seeing her sister. Also, Chandler can't cry over sad movies or any other sad events. Plus, the gang finds out that Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, is making porn movies.
The gang ponders what life would have been like had they each taken different paths.
Ross interferes when he doesn't think that Rachel and Phoebe's self-defense lessons are teaching them enough. Also, after Chandler and Monica agree to exchange homemade gifts for Valentine's Day, he finds himself in need of a gift. And Joey tries to participate in a medical study for identical twins.
Ross starts dating one of his students. Also, Phoebe and Rachel's apartment catches fire, so they have to stay with friends. Plus, an old friend of Chandler's is directing a movie and Joey asks Chandler to get him an audition.
After Joey's refrigerator breaks down, he tries to con his friends into paying for a new one. Also, Phoebe and Monica and Chandler try to find a guy for Rachel to take to a charity ball. And Ross gets nervous when his girlfriend plans to go away for Spring Break.
Joey's audition for a new TV show called "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E." prompts flashbacks from the gang.
Ross meets Elizabeth's father, who doesn't approve of his daughter's relationship with Ross. Also, Joey is in danger of being fired from his show because he doesn't get along with the robot's controller.
Paul tells Ross to stop dating his daughter and trouble ensues when Paul and Rachel turn up at the cabin where Ross and Elizabeth are staying. Also, Monica reserves a location for a wedding and Joey tries to get his picture put on the celebrity wall of a local dry cleaners.
Chandler asks Phoebe to help him buy an engagement ring for Monica. Also, Rachel urges Paul to express his emotions.
After numerous misunderstandings and interference from Monica's ex-boyfriend Richard, Chandler and Monica finally get engaged. Also, Joey buys a boat at a charity event and Ross breaks up with Elizabeth.