Professor Farnsworth books the crew on a cruise aboard the maiden voyage of the Titanic. Of course, a Love Boat cruise turns sour when the ship approaches a black hole.
Fry enrolls in Mars University and ends up rooming with the Professor's talking monkey. Bender visits his old frat buddies and raises hell.
In the 20th Century, Fry accidentally shorted out a FOX station, ending an episode of Jenny McNeill prematurely. 1000 years later, an alien race 1000 light years away wants to see the end of the episode and comes to earth threatening to destroy the planet if they don't see the rest of the show.
Fry wins the opportunity to see how the world's most addictive beverage is made.
After Bender flushes Leela's pet down the toilet, Professor Farnsworth gives him an emotional chip that makes him receive Leela's emotions. Overcome by sadness, he sets out to save the pet from the sewer.
After blowing up the DOOP Headquarters, Zapp Brannigan is fired, leading Professor Farnsworth to hire him onto the crew. Brannigan promptly leads a mutiny against Leela, wanting to become captain.
Bender sells his body, which is bought by Nixon's head so he can run for political office again.
Christmas changes a lot in 1000 years -- Santa is now an 8 foot tall robot that terrorizes people foolish enough to be out on Christmas Eve.
Zoidberg has to return to his home planet for a bizarre mating ritual.
Fry gets decapitated before Valentine's Day, but Dr. Zoidberg fuses his head onto Amy's body.
On a trip to an amusement park based on the 20th century, Bender suspects Flexo, an exact replica of himself, of a jewel heist, but really Bender did it and his "evil twin" is actually the good one.
After knocking out the champion during a fight at the movies, Bender enters the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
Leela meets Alkazar, a male Cyclops from her home planet, and they decide to get married and restart their race. Fry and Bender gather evidence to try and convince Leela that Alkazar is all wrong for her.
Hermes is up for a promotion by the Central Bureaucracy, but he starts to sweat under the pressure and is sent on a vacation. Morgan Proctor, a beautiful woman, takes his place and she and Fry fall for each other. Bender threatens to tell their co-workers so Morgan disables his memory disk. Leela has a poker party.
After the professor's 150th birthday, he chooses a successor who turns out so poorly that he decides to off himself.
The crew of the Planet Express Spaceship goes fishing and Bender gets a big bite, causing the ship to sink. Caffeine makes the evolutionary process speed up and the underwater city becomes full of mermaids and mermen.
After eating an expensive meal, Bender can't pay the bill. He offers to work it off in the kitchen where he is introduced to the secret robot mafia.
The Planet Express Crew lands on an undiscovered planet and find a new delicious animal life form they call "popplers." They are addictive and become the crew's new business venture until the dreaded Omicrons reveal what they really are.
Robot's celebrate Mother's Day by giving presents to MOM, the owner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. This year gifts aren't enough to satisfy MOM. Only world domination and the destruction of all humans will bring MOM cheer.
The Professor invents a "What If" machine, and Bender, Leela, and Fry find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.