Jamie joins up with Amanda Bynes and celebrity-stylist Jose Eber to give a woman what she thinks is a Hollywood makeover, but the end result is anything but glamorous-looking.
As "Prince Abdulah Azi," Jamie, aided by Pauly Shore tests the limits of a comedian's patience when he has the comic's act translated into his native language. Also, Jamie plays a baseball-loving dad who hordes all the attention from players Dave Roberts and Paul Lo Duca when his son wins a Dodgers contest.
As a celebrity photographer, Jamie tries his assistant's patience by trying to get a post-plastic surgery photo op of a movie star. Jamie also plays a movie studio guard who simply won't make it easy for one driver to get onto the studio lot.
Jamie plays an overly fanatical hockey Dad who gets on the nerves Philadelphia Flyers member Keith Primeau with the help of Flyers member John LeClair and broadcaster Keith Jones. Jamie also plays a man who goes berserk when he is disqualified from a Philly cheesesteak eating competition.
Jamie takes on the role of Benjamin Franklin for a meeting of history afficionados at Philadelphia's historic City Tavern, but this history lesson is a little saucier than the one the group may be familar with. Jamie also ends up on the blind date from hell with one of his friend's roommates.
Jamie plays a pushy news producer for a Philadelphia TV station who wearies an auditioning news anchor during an allegedly-live broadcast. Also, when local newscaster Steve Highsmith asks one of Jamie's old neighbors what she makes of his newfound success, she is appalled by what Jamie had to say in a national magazine's interview.
Jamie sings "The Star-Spangled Banner" at a at a minor league baseball game, but after three versions, the crowd has just about had it with him. Jamie also plays an English rocker who, along with Carmen Electra and "Rock and Roll Pyramid" host Donny Osmond, try the patience of a contestant on the game show.
Jamie travels to New York where he plays a fashion designer who gets a model to wear a new line of men's panties called "Manties." Jamie also plays an officer for New York's Smoking Enforcement Division who strictly enforces the new smoking laws to a shocked and harried would-be smoker.
Jamie recruits Kathie Lee Gifford for a prank, as she flirts with a male customer in a restaurant who soons ends up with a gigantic bill on his hands. Jamie also plays the host of a sports talk show called "Shut Your Hole" whose guests are NFL stars Amani Toomer and Tiki Barber.
Jamie gets some help from actor/radio personality Artie Lange who tries to convince a father that his son has a very bad gambling habit. Jamie also plays the owner of a shoeshine stand in Grand Certral Station whose customer has his shoes stolen right out from under him.
Jamie plays an artist in Venice Beach who seems to draw a little too much of his customer subjects. Jamie plays a homeless man who tries to bond with people at the beach. Jamie plays Virgina Hammond, a sandwich-maker who doesn't adhere to any code of sanitation when it comes to her work. Jamie also plays a man who irritates the pool loungers at a fancy hotel.
Jamie plays an oblvious gardner at the Beverly Hills Hotel whose noisy leafblower keeps a rock promoter from effectively booking his new band there. Jamie also plays a strip club owner who raves about the amazing skills of a particular stripper to her mother.
Jamie gets some assistance from Nikki Hilton when she makes a guest at an upscale hotel uncomfortable by repeatedly sitting at the same poolside table as the guest. Also, Jamie plays a beach vagabond who swears to a pedestrian that they attended high school together.
Jamie puts a Miami boy band in the hot seat when he gets them an audition for a televison show, but tries to get them to add a new member in order to make the show. Also, Jamie heads for the beach with a particularly unappealing new invention.
Jamie gets two mascots to compete with one another for a job. Jamie tests the patience of some clubgoers when he tries to figure out how many times they'll try to get into a hot club after continually leading them through the club and out the back exit.
Jamie plays a talent scout who tries to get under a stage mother's skin, seeing how much she's willing to put up with to help her son break into Hollywood. Jamie also plays a Colombian drug lord who tries to convince a man he's got a price on his head.
Jamie plays Viriginia Hammond, sandwich-maker who returns for another hapless first day on the job. Jamie also plays a pompous art dealer who assists a man in helping his girlfriend consider buying his ridiculous so-called "artwork."
Jamie plays a prince and gets Pauly Shore to help him convince a girl that Jamie is in Las Vegas to find some talented local comedians. Also, Jamie helps TV reporter Steve Highsmith, who is interviewing Jamie's sister about his new book, turn the interview from a casual chat to a full-on grill.
Jamie gets some help from former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka, who attempts to make a fan believe Jamie's become the current owner of his restaurant and forced him into a waiter position. Jamie also plays the founder of an odd beauty contest known as the "Deep Dish Beauty Pageant."
Jamie plays a transsexual officer looking to bust men. Jamie also plays a blues icon named Blind Man Anderson who tries to get a woman to be his crowd control person during a would-be in-store appearance.
Jamie plays a talk show guest who makes things very difficult for one audience member when he tries to put her into the host's spot. Jamie also gets help from former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka when they try to convince a customer at Ditka's restaurant that he is its one millionth customer.
Jamie gets Miami Dolphin Jason Taylor's assistance when Jason convinces teammate Jay Williams that Jamie is a fanatical football dad. Jamie also shows the funniest highlights from the past season.