Finch tries to remain cool in front of his new wife, but he worries that participating in a cat show will ruin his image. Also, Maya and Elliott worry over whether their marriage was legal.
Elliott recalls an incident from his past when a hit-and-run driver caused him to lose the woman he loved, and Nina realizes that she was the driver. Also, Finch's marriage to Adrienne is called into question by the INS.
A sleazy photographer with pictures of Elliott having sex with Adrienne blackmails Elliott into hiring him. Also, Finch spends his first weekend away from Adrienne and Nina thinks the moon landing was a hoax.
Adrienne's hand-model friend wants Adrienne for himself, so he tries to make Finch look like a jealous husband. Also, Nina is sentenced to community service.
When Nina overhears Jack's therapy session, she uses it to her advantage. Also, Maya researches a story on women gamblers.
Finch comes to the realization that he and Adrienne are very different people. Also, Jack asks Maya to do employee evaluations.
Maya hits it off with Elliott's visiting lumberjack friend. Also, Finch is in denial about his divorce.
Maya and Elliott feel uncomfortable about going on a date, so they decide to go for a dinner "meeting." Maya's former assistant Cindy joins them, and a drunken Elliott winds up sleeping with Cindy. Also, Finch looks for a new model girlfriend.
Jack bumps into his ex on a flight to France and takes the opportunity to convince her to marry her beau so he can stop paying alimony.
Jack's autobiography causes him trouble with both Robert Conrad (who he claims to have bested in a fight) and Nina because she felt neglected.
Maya accidentally causes Elliott's model/medical student girlfriend to break up with him. Also, Finch has been sleeping at the office.
Elliott's mother is influenced by Nina's advice to some Nature Scouts. Also, Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finch's cat.
Nina's former agent looks for someone to help with an assisted suicide.
Elliott and Maya finally sleep together, but she feels weird about it because Elliott is still dating another woman. Maya is finally convinced of Elliott's affections when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
Despite trying to keep their new relationship a secret, Nina and Finch find out, but Elliott worries about Jack's reaction to the news.
Finch sees his ex-wife confess her pirate fantasy in a sexaholic group and plans to win her back by fulfilling her fantasy. Also, Jack urges everyone to buy cookies to raise money for his daughter's school.
When Maya and Elliott invite a couple to go swing dancing, the couple mistakes the invitation as an offer to swap partners. Also, Jack tries to figure out what to get Donald Trump for his birthday.
Jack finds out that an African American man is posing as his son. Also, Maya pitches her idea for a new literary magazine for women, and Nina and Elliott are judges in a fashion awards show.
A conservative organization threatens to boycott Blush magazine because of their sexy covers. Also, Finch enrolls in bodyguard school.
Finch convinces Maya to move in with Elliott so that he can sublet her apartment. Also, Jack and Nina celebrate the anniversary of their first meeting.
A seemingly-sweet older couple appear to be Nina's biological parents, but they turn out to be con artists. Also, Elliott and Jack are jealous after discovering that Finch is well-endowed.
A look into the life of Nina Van Horn in the style of an A&E Biography.
Finch masquerades as a high school student to get a story for Maya. Nina tries to give up sex to have more energy for other pursuits.
Finch's former skating partner asks him to coach her and her new partner.