Jilted by Sharon Stone, who bailed on his new film for broadway, Robert Evans finds his new project after a traffic accident lands him in jail: A broadway musical version of "The Godfather" starring members of the Bloods and Crips gangs. As the musical comes together, however, Evans' plan to keep the two mobsters who used the money for his movie to fund the musical starrts to unravel.
Evans and rock guitarist Slash take off to Nepal on a quest for some yak's milk to use in their homemade soup, only the studio thinks they're actually there to shoot a movie with Tom Cruise.
Evans loses his house in a poker game, and with the assistance of Slash and a LaToya Jackson look-alike he plans to get it back.
During a visit by Liam Neeson, Puss Puss discovers Donald Rumsfeld on the property, who is there to recruit Evans to go to North Korea and dispense with their dictator, Kim Jong Il.
When an old friend informs Evans that a prominent businessman is a member of the Nazi party, Evans decides to join the party himself in order to expose the businessman.
When Leonardo DiCaprio dares Evans to sleep with an exotic princess before he'll agree to star in Evans' next film, Evans ends up dating her, which incurs the wrath of her dictator husband. Not one to back down, Evans decides to keep the affair going, even at the risk of facing down several murder-minded henchmen.
Evans attempts to recover, at any cost, a porn film he made long ago.
Evans has a spirtual awakening and organizes a telethon to help Tollie Mae raise money when he learns her church is in danger.