After Bobby gets beaten up, he winds up enrolling in a woman's self-defense class which does not please Hank.
Peggy takes an IQ test online and scores very high.
Dale humiliates himself at work, so hank sends him on a mission - which anybody could handle - under the pseudonym of Mr. Big.
Peggy takes the spanish club on a trip to Mexico and is arrested when she accidentally brings back a young Mexican girl named Lupe.
Bobby mistakes Jimmy Carter for Jesus Christ, and asks him to resolve a conflict between Hank and Cotton.
Bobby is bribed by Connie's father to break up with her, and her academics suffer in her devastated condition.
Hank tells Bobby, who is dealing with the breakup from Connie, to see Bookmhauer for advice.
Hank is voted Arlen's Olympic torch carrier.
Peggy leads a rebellion of women at the Renaissance Faire while Hank tries struggles to acquire a new business account.
Connie begins playing bluegrass with the boys instead of classical music, and winds up missing an audition for a music school.
Hank tries to save the VFW from closing down due to insufficient members and funds; Cotton moves in and surprisingly bonds with Hank.
Peggy leaves Strickland Propane and pretends to be a nun, seeking a job at a Catholic school.
Bill learns he was subjected to experimental drug testing in the army; in response he steals a tank and drunkenly raises havoic in Strickland with it.
Dale starts to think Joseph was actually fathered by an alien when he and Hank realize how little in common they have with their sons.
Kahn attempts to join a country club as a challenge to Hank.
Peggy gets hired as a switchboard operator for the Alamo Beer Company but cannot reveal industry secrets to Hank.
Hank is forced to intervene when a lonely Luanne joins a cultlike sorority.
Dale learns that his father performs in a gay rodeo.
Hank has an erotic dream involving Nancy which disturbs him and Peggy when she learns about it.
Bill longs for a woman named Marlene (Laura Linney), and aches when Boomhauer succeeds with her first.
When Cotton goes to Japan to apologize to the families of the soldiers he killed in World War II, Hank, Peggy and Bobby go with him.
When Cotton goes to Japan to apologize to the families of the soldiers he killed in World War II, Hank, Peggy and Bobby go with him. (Part 2 of 2)