Hank is disturbed when Bobby takes interest in boy band music and boy band dance moves.
Bill finds that his talent for fast eating impresses his friends and enters a hot dog eating contest.
Bobby falls for Connie's cousin, a smart rebel caught spraying graffiti on Hank's fence.
After really taking to his Home Ec class, Bobby cooks up a perfect Thanksgiving turkey. Envy gets to Peggy and she hijacks the turkey.
Hank reprimands Bobby for teaching Ladybird to dance as she's too old. Bobby then takes Connie's dog to a dance competition and ends up squaring off against Hank and Ladybird.
Relegated to towel boy, Bobby quits the football team to grow roses. With Peggy prodding him, Hank decides to help Bobby and becomes a nuisance.
Dale gets injured when Hank has to repair his house upon discovering the escape tunnel Dale had built under it.
In an effort to turn a profit on their bookstore, the Hills let Dale sell guns there.
Luanne is taken under the wing of a self-improvement host.
Dale rids the Megalomart of its pest problem.
Luanne's boxing career hits a crossroads when she has to get in the ring with George Foreman's daughter.
John Redcorn doubts that Dale has it in him to properly raise Joseph and turns to Hank for help.
The Hills try to rekindle their relationship with his and hers motorcycles, but fear they've taken it to far when they attend a week-long motorcycle convention.
When it looks like the afterschool programs are going to be cut, Peggy gathers her forces and appeals to the school board. Their pleas go unanswered and Minh decides to run for a position, much to Peggy's dismay.
Fed up with Bobby's idiosyncracies, Hank sends Bobby to a military academy where Cotton is quick to try and push his buttons.
Hank tries to acclimate Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessory sales.
Buck Strickland is booted by his wife and tries to become a better person through the Biblical examples set forth by Luanne.
Peggy tries to keep the organic garden growing by using pesticides. Hank continues to wonder about Bobby when he takes a large interest in tending the garden.
Bill finds himself exiled from his friends when he gives them all lice.
When Ladybird takes a bite out of a African American the Hills hire to fix their water heater, she's accused of being racist and, because she's his dog, Hank is also under the same accusation.
An overflow of neighborhood pigeons due to Bill leaves Dale flummoxed and he turns to a female exterminator for help. Luanne turns 21 and asks Hank to be her birthday designated driver.
Kahn's mother visits, causing trouble with his family and ultimately himself when he learns that his mother took jobs with the neighborhood as a maid.
Bobby makes new and interesting friends when a tarot card set leads him into the "dark arts."