Kim's offer of a week full of sex arouses Louie's suspicions of her motives.
After overhearing Ellen moaning like a porn star, Louie asks Walter for sex tips, only to learn he's been out of town all week. Left to his own devices, Louie sets out to up the ante — and the volume — with Kim, and miraculously triggers her first orgasm.
When a young mugger grabs Kim's purse, she fights back, kicking the "dirty crackhead" in both kneecaps. He makes off with her bag, but she gets the kid's fallen wallet.
While grocery shopping for their annual Fourth of July party, Kim learns from the cashier that they have insufficient funds, even though she just deposited her paycheck.
In the middle of an impromptu wrestling match with Louie, Mike has a "little baby" heart attack, giving everyone a big scare. Kim is worried her husband is next, and when he gets winded chasing her around the kitchen table, she puts him on a strict diet — complete with blood tests.
With Lucy away, Kim and Louie are planning on a romantic weekend. Kim sends Jerry away with a few days of food and cooks a pie for Louie (it distracts him from jumping her the second he gets in the door).
Lucy has been acting out lately, and Kim and Louie disagree on how to confront her bad behavior — Louie gets mad and yells and Kim lets her have her way. Deciding she needs mommy time, Kim takes the day off of work, bakes her a cake, and let's her eat it for breakfast. When Lucy tells her it tastes like poop, Kim agrees with Louie that their child is "an asshole."
Tina's rebellious 16-year-old daughter Shannon is moving in with her creepy, older boyfriend, and her mother has given up trying to stop her. After all, Shannon is a teenager and "she knows everything.
When Louie asks Kim if he can go see the women's basketball finals with Mike, she reluctantly agrees, until Lucy gets sick. He decides to go anyways, pissing Kim off.
After pulling an all-nighter watching stolen cable, Louie is too tired to take care of Lucy, so he pawns her off on the neighbor, Ellen, just as she's leaving for church.
Kim asks Tina if she can talk to Mike about giving Louie a raise at the muffler shop...and just like that, he gets one. Quite proud of himself, Louie can't wait to tell his wife, but she beats him to the punch.
Kim is fed up — lately everything Louie does, or doesn't do, infuriates her. When Louie finally confronts her, she realizes that she just hates him. He tries to get her to pinpoint what's been bothering her so he can fix it, but as she goes on and on, he decides to start by working on a few things.