Carlos takes on the subject of people who never seem to act their own age.
Carlos goes off on the attitude of Kanye West. He also tries to determine who has it rougher, men or women.
Carlos shows viewers the right way to pull off a drive-by, and takes them into the mind of a convenience store clerk. He also gets some assistance from Dave Attell.
Carlos looks at illegal immigration, offers up some spring break tips and examines the issue of parents hitting children. Peter Boyle drops in to assist Carlos with the interpreting of some bumper stickers.
Carlos helps kick out some smooth jams and looks at the racial makeup of the future.
Carlos offers up a Hispanic version of "The Sopranos." Drill Sergeant Carlos comes down on a bunch of weak-willed folks. Carlos also sends a greeting to Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes' little newborn "TomKitten."
Carlos examines whether the hot button issue of homosexuality has overtaken those of race in America. He also tries to assess what would have happened if Jesus had been a married man.
Carlos looks back over season two and gives audiences a glimpse into his methods for devising the show's sketches.
Carlos tackles the first amendment and its true historical origins, and looks at gadgets for the working world. He also introduces a music video by the extremely rich "Sheik Rapper."
Carlos tells people on the street about ways to live out their lifelong dreams. He also advises Tony Hawk on how to make it as a skateboarder and shows viewers what the newscasts will have to say in 2026.
Carlos makes his own version of "Pirates of the Caribbean" and enlists Jamie Kennedy and Tracy Morgan to be its stars. He also creates the first Stereotype Olympics.
Carlos tackles the subject of immigration when he takes to the streets to get people's thoughts. The ghost of Johnny Cochran returns as Carlos serves up another helping of "Judge Carlos."
Carlos examines the world of advertising and what ads would be like if there really was truth in advertising. He also takes a peek into a diehard fan's neighbor's window in "Watching Whitey."
Carlos makes a music video to showcase his signature catchphrase. He also hosts "Royal Religious Rumble," a wrestling tournament in which religious figures do battle with the help of WWE's Edge.
Carlos takes a bunch of seniors out for "Dinner for 75 and Over" and gives some old fairy tales a once over.
Carlos takes a look at some of the most memorable moments of the season.