Joy tricks the Make-A-Wish foundation into sending a celebrity to her trailer, causing Earl to recall the time he stole a wish from a dying child. Earl, in an attempt to rectify his wrong doing, decides it's time to cross that same child off the list.
Earl and Randy think it's time to make things right with their childhood neighbors, the Clarks. But when other issues present themselves, the brothers find themselves needing to sort out some family issues as well. Meanwhile, Joy tricks one-eyed Willy out of his glass eye.
Earl's attempts to give Joy a hot tub. But things backfire when she is forced to stay in a makeshift bubble because of a toe infection, and Earl is forced to fill in as the new Joy. While being Joy, Earl learns a whole lot about the Turner family.
In order to scratch Jerry off his list, Earl wants to return the RV he stole, however Randy blew it up. Earl and Randy, not having the RV, set out to make the grumpy war hero happy, and accidentally turn him into a 75-year-old killing machine. Meanwhile, Joy and Darnell attempt to turn the legend of a giant pig that lives near the trailer park into a sideshow.
Earl needs to scratch stunt man Sweet Johnny off of his list. While Sweet Johnny was recovering from stunts he would perform, Earl would sleep with the love of his life.
Earl takes his brother to cheerleading camp, but once there, the tight cheer pants are not their only problem. The siblings have to deal with Kimmi Himmler the camp owner. When Himmler wants the brothers out of camp, Earl makes sure that Randy's cheerleading dreams still come true. Meanwhile, Joy's feelings are hurt when her son tells her that Catalina is the most beautiful woman in Camden.
When Earl finds out he is no longer covered by the "criminal code of ethics," he struggles with the idea of snitching. But when someone steals Randy's birthday present from him, Earl has to do something, even if with all of Joy's protests that snitches are the lowest of the low.
While Earl is busy planning a Halloween party for Dodge and Earl Jr., Randy befriends Catalina's visiting nephew and discovers that the child may be capable of conjuring some dark magic.
A mysterious man moves next door to Earl and Randy, causing an important item to suddenly jump to the top of the list. Meanwhile, Joy obsesses over winning a science fair.
Earl begins to reminisce about his first wedding anniversary with Joy. But when Earl's cousin Blake shows up, Earl Feels less than adequate. Meanwhile, killer bees trap Darnell, Catalina, Kenny and Patty the daytime hooker in a phone booth.
A series of tornadoes hitting Camden County aren't Earl's biggest concern when he loses his list. Meanwhile, a wild ride in a boat causes Randy to think he's invincible and he ponders how he should use his new found power. Elsewhere, Joy and Darnell argue over whom the smart one in the relationship is and Catalina and Patty have a religious awakening.