Michael and Jay are shocked to find out that Jr. and his girlfriend are going to have a baby and that they intend to marry.
Michael runs into his old friend Jimmy, who was once bald, but now has a full head of hair. He decides to start taking hair growth pills, but he soon begins to have side effects.
Jr. gets the other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him.
Jay goes to college and starts driving everyone crazy with her newfound knowledge.
Michael and Jay meet Vanessa's parents, who try bully them into buying things for them instead of the baby.
Jr. is forced to care for a water balloon in preparation of becoming a father.
Micheal's employee is grief-stricken after his grandmother dies. The Kyle family tries to help ease his pain at the funeral by doing whatever the employee request.
Michael goes through extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin fears that Kady will leave him for a younger boy with dancing skills.
Jay and Michael disagrees with each other's training regimen as they compete in the New York marathon.
Claire throws a party while her parents are away. Tony gets drunk and runs through the neighborhood naked.
Micheal agrees to play the piano for an former bandmate.
After finding condoms in Claire's bag, Michael is convinced that Claire and Tony are planning to have sex.
Michael tries to handle a possible mouse infestation without professional help. Claire worries when she runs over a squirrel.
Jay is shocked when she sees the condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment.
Michael tries to sell the most candy bars during Kady's candy drive.
Jr. decides to sell his Impala after having it restored; Franklin asks Michael how to act more like a normal kid.
Michael and Jay feel let down by what they receive from each other for their anniversary. Claire and Franklin prepare an anniversary dinner.
Michael gets sent to jail after he appears in court with a anti-wrinkle derived false smile.
Michael worries that he'll miss his chance to see Lebron James play when the house falls prey to a nasty flu. He becomes extremely germ-phobic and takes every precaution he can to remain unaffected.
Michael and Jay reflect back on their lives and special moments they have shared with their children and friends.
Vanessa's father moves in when he gets into a fight with his wife. When his presence starts to disturb the family, Michael hatches a plan to get him back into his own house.
After Calvin begs Michael to give him a job, Michael does so reluctantly but ends up regretting it; Claire gets Franklin to help her with her science paper.
Michael and Jay are unable to spend a romantic evening away from the kids because Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.
Michael records a basketball game over a video of Kady's first steps, then must scramble to "re-enact" the event.
Michael hires a maid while Jay is away.
Michael is asked to be a hand model; Franklin feels threatened by Kady and Rachel's friendship.
Couples participate in a question-and-answer game and discover that they may not know as much about each other as they thought.
Junior and Vanessa announce that want to have the baby at home, and the midwife they hire encourages the participation of the entire family.