Jay suprises Michael by sending him to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. She then doubles the fun by figuring out a way to have the whole family go too. Tony and Claire contemplate a Vegas wedding until an encounter with Rev. Al Sharpton tempers their enthusiasm.
When Michael fails a child-care class for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. are reluctant to have him babysit his grandchild.
Michael plans to blow off his high school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
Since Jr. seems reluctant to hold his son, Michael tells him that the boy is a magic baby who will increase Jr.'s intelligence each time he holds him.
Michael advises Jr. to spend time away from the girls. His plan backfires when Jay shows up to their all male poker game.
Junior's proposal to Vanessa is prevented by the constant interruptions from a karaoke competition between Michael and Jay.
Michael steps in to help Jay when the owners of a Chinese restaurant try to put her soul-food restaurant out of business.
Junior enters into a "Rapacademy" and sings an agreement with Michael's nemesis Bobby Shaw that he must find a way to get out of.
Junior and Vanessa realize that the must compromise their wedding plans to bring their two families together.
When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.
Vanessa's gift of a foosball game makes Jr. into an obnoxious winner, so Michael tries to teach him the vaule of being a gracious winner.
With Jay spending most of her free time studying for classes, Michael feels neglected. So he tries to tutor her so they can spend time together.
Michael decides to base the gift he gives Jay for Sweetheart's Day on her attitude towards him in the days leading up to the gift giving.
Michael finds it difficult to keep his mouth closed when he reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation retreat.
Wanting some time alone while in the Bahamas, Michael is forced to go to great lengths to avoid his golf buddy who had suddenly shown up.
Michael and Jay get stranded on a small island with the tide rising, but still Michael doesn't want help from the only person who can give it, his annoying golf buddy.
Michael and Jr. make the mistake of thinking that are qualified to remodel the garage themselves.
Michael starts to go to the gym when he can't fit into some of his clothes, in the hopes of losing some unwanted weight.
Jay tries to convince a reluctant Michael to abstain from sex to improve their love life.
After insulting his family with parodies of them in his award winning cartoon strip, Jr. attracts the attention of ABC executives who may want to turn the strip into a series.
Security guards stop Michael at the airport when he tries to bring his signature sandwich on the plane with him.
Michael's attempts at creating a perfect graduation for Jay backfire and she thinks it's because he didn't want her to go there.
Michael and Jay consider an offer from a bigger company to buy Kyle Trucking, which would give them more family time. Claire and Kady war over bathroom time.
Michael convinces his family to join him on a road trip to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious RV, but he fails to read a critical part of the manual.
Jay wants Michael to have a vasectomy now that the kids are almost grown and they can be alone more, but Michael is not enthused with the idea.