Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo. Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school.
Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie wants to be in. Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement.
Someone has made a list of the most popular kids at school. Ned tries to talk to Susie, even though he is not in the top ten. Cookie hunts down the list's maker to convince him to make Cookie popular.
Suzie moves into Ned's locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn. Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.
Art class is in debt, and so the course is going to be canceled. To save it, they have an art show to raise money. Ned makes a Orange Naked Lady painting by mistake.
Ned and friends social studies teacher assigns a group project. The two winners get to on to the Capital for an entire weekend. Cookie wants to work with Lisa, but is assigned with his arch rival, Evelyn.
Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Susie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her.
When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sports.
Ned volunteers at a retirement home: Moze needs a book in order to finish her report.
Ned becomes Hall Monitor, Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report. Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away and help him stay, meanwhile Cookie lies to everyone by saying that he's moving away.
Ned goes through a phase when Suzie moves away. The guys try and get him back to normal, so he can continue his guide. Meanwhile, Moze starts a class to help girls with understanding guys. Ned has a hard time writing more tips when he realizes he has no tips about girls. So he asks Moze to take over for some tips. Cookie dresses up as a girl to find out what Liza Zemo likes in a guy.
Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.
Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back.
Ned and Cookie decide to raise money for the school. Cookie wants to enter a dance contest with Lisa.
Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel.
Ned is trying to cheer up a new kid who is down. Ned tries talking to him, but soon his thoughts become negative as well. Ned tries Martin Qwerly, he also becomes negative.
Ned gets spring fever and tries to break out of school. Moze goes crazy with spring cleaning and Cookie has to spend the day with boogery Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story, as they investigate a school scandal and Cookie starts up a horoscope column.
Ned and Moze pretend to date in order to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair, meanwhile Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up and Cookie thinks Moze threw Faymen out of a window.
Ned has three big tests on the same day, but Moze has a different one in mind: she tests him and Faymen to see which is the better boyfriend. Cookie figures out how to get Lisa to himself and Moze figures out who she likes best.
While on a field trip, Ned chases love, dodges a vice principal and thwarts a band of art thieves.