Mike grows tired of his relationship with Liz until breakup sex revitalizes the relationship. Eaun meets a woman who is the culmination of his every sexual fantasy.
Euan and Status Quo compete to see who can bed a set of twins first. Meanwhile, Mike figures that the only way he can afford a nice birthday gift for Liz is to bet on cockfights.
Mike thinks he's a big shot for going home with Carmen Electra . . . until he clogs her toilet.
Euan's date tells everyone that she wants to be deflowered at midnight on her eighteenth birthday. The rest of the gang recalls their own first sexual encounters.
Mike regresses to high school behavior when his dorky childhood friends pay him a visit. Meanwhile, Status makes a date with Liz.
Mike starts speaking with a British accent to pick up women.