Rachel Leigh Cook's public service announcement gets violent. Optimus Prime of the "Transformers" meets a horrible death.
The Kool-Aid man springs a leak when hit by a baseball. The Voltron team is called into action to join a breakdancing monster. An episode of "Secrets of the Animal Kingdom" shows the fierce side of the mongoose.
The unicorns invited onto the ark arrive too late, along with a few other strange mythical creatures. Another episode of that classic "That '00s Show." Laughing dolls suddenly have heart attacks in the park.
Stay-at-home dad is helped by Senor Clean, who turns out to be gay. NASN Administrator Sean O'Keefe tries to explain how to save a doomed Earth from a giant meteor and Harrison Ford is chosen to lead the team.
The Tooth Fairy arrives just as a family argument ensues in the other room leading to spousal abuse and murder. On a woman's first time flight the plane goes down when the pilot and co-pilot fight over the wheel.
The Great Pumpkin finally arrives and kills Linus and his friends. Robin invites Beevis and Butthead to join the Teen Titans.
More new episodes of the classic shows "Pimp My Sister" and "The Surreal Life." "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" nerds battle it out at a science fiction convention.
Superheroes move in together in the new series "The Real World: Metropolis." Coming soon: the new feature film "Kill Bunny," starring Jesus Christ.
Assassins kill all of the members of N-Sync during a reunion taping, except Joey Fatone, who seeks revenge by training with Mr. Miyagi. Another episode of "Spelling Bee at the Apollo."
The life and career of the Incredible Hulk is given the "Biography" treatment. Bill and Hillary Clinton star in "Chappaqua Follies."
As William Shatner sleeps, his hairpiece goes to Europe for an espionage mission. A man who doesn't believe in Heaven is hit by a truck and then sent back as a zombie.
Conan O'Brien guest stars on "Randy, the Oblivious Pizza Delivery Guy." The DVDs for "World's One Sided Fist Fights: Mardi Gras" becomes available.
An overly enthusiastic teen goes to see Usher when arrives for the show TRL. "The Insider" announces the new fall schedule, including a religious-themed "Amazing Race."
When trying to stop Sailor Moon, a villain gets an erection, putting an end to their fight. A contest-winning nerd wins a date with Scarlett Johansson, they marry, and then on the nerd's deathbed he finds out that Scarlett was really a male impersonator.
Valets take the K.I.T.T. on a joy ride. A grandmother thinks people in her nursing home are trying to kill her, so she uses karate to stop them. Another episode of "The Incredible Adventures of the Olsen Twins."
Betsy Ross's early suggestions for the United States' flag include a rainbow flag and a cannubis flag. The man who lost weight from a Subway diet gets trapped in a bakery over the weekend.
A look at the hottest new video game: "Codename: The Abortionator." A demon climbs out of the television to introduce herself at a dating agency. A little boy talks about how a butterfly flapping its wings affects the world and then is devastated by a volcano erupting.
On an episode of "First Date," an Alien dates a Predator. On another episode of "Carousel of Tomorrow: With Edgar Wembley III," Wembley looks at the future of technology. A preview of the new film by Ross Hashanah: "Never Say Goy!"
The people behind the remake of "Godzilla" decide to remake their remake as a roller skating musical. A gorilla version of the Joker robs the "Bank of the Jungle," so a gorilla Batman must stop him. Suicidal Crazy Davey sells cars at cheap rates, while attempting to shoot himself in the head.
When Mikey eats "Pop Rocks" and soda pop, he emits so much gas that he is jet propelled out of the cornfield he was in. Astronauts try to order pizza to the space station. Napoleon Bonamite finds out he has to live out the rest of his life in exile and breaks into his best dance moves.
