How to fight terrorism. "The Six Million Peso Man" is the new superhero. Two space invaders have a conversation. Mr. and Mrs. Brady explain how The Brady Bunch is involved in the assassin business.
A time-traveling jerk wreaks havoc on history. Lion-O, leader of the Thundercats, suffers as an Earth pet. Clifford the Big Red Dog gets in big red trouble. Evel Knievel wows his nursing home. The Swedish Chef "borks" his way through New York City. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman reunite to rescue the Predident's daughters.
Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharoah builds a pyramid of Legos. Superspy Sydney Bristow gets aquatic in "Whalias". Anime and Santa collide in "A Very Dragonball Z Christmas".
A Cuban youth plays Castro in "Dance Dance Counter-Revolucion"; Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. That old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves and ruins the day. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles teen starlet foes.
Morning Wood, Idle Nuts, Attack of the Giant Midget, a man catches a mermaid, Bruce Wayne's maid discovers the Batmobile, The Never-Ending Party, Channel 10 News, including Robot Flu, high speed chase, and a porn-eating computer virus.
Twinkie the Kid brings justice and good eating. Film directors turn to popular board games, such as Hungry Hungry Hippos, to make movies out of. Skeletor is visited by the local dentist. Darth Vader calls Emperor Palpatine about the Death Star. Johnny Cage recovers from a fatality. Ted Turner attempts to clean up the environment.
Pikachu shows us another side of himself, while some kids have fun with "numb-chucking." A game of checkers leads to an interstellar war, and a man befriends Eagle Eye Smith, the greatest blind man to ever live. Also, "My Little Ponys of the Apocalypse" and "Golden Girls and the City."
The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home. Rick Schroder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series "Rick Shaw". Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo, the paper bags want you to. The cast of Final Fantasy VII get jobs at a burger chain, and Sephiroth makes Cloud work overtime. The Booger Man makes a mess. Bugs Bunny goes hip-hop in "8 Carrot."
"Cuddles" the fabric softener bear is sexually assaulted. Corporate disputes solved in "Office Fighter." Budget cuts send monkeys into space. George W. Bush gets Jedi powers. Audition tapes from MTV's Jackass.
Care Bears care a lot...about ethnic cleansing. The story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe in "Heimlich Begins." A young soccer player named Ricky faces life's obstacles. Harry Potter uses magic to fight an evil monster.
Robot Chicken sells out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace Process. E.T. finally returns home and interacts with his peers. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns are finally revealed. A child's spaceship spells bad news for Dad. The mythical Pegasus meets a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstopable killing machine.
Cork, the world's greatest mentally retarded detective. The legendary Krakken sea monster learns freedom isn't so great. "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a robot chicken video treatment. The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of Starship Enterprise faces their gravest foe yet - themselves.
A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle. Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis. Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Murky and Lurky make a gruesome discovery when they try to rob Rainbow Brite. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in "Hogan's Heroes."
The classic movie The Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learn that nobody cheats Death for long.
The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn't want you to know. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court. A giraffe deals with the stages of death. The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men.
The secret life of Batman villain, The Penguin. Kids will love playing with "My Stalker." Orlando Bloom must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash. Jesus and the Argonauts find action and adventure, and turn the other cheek. The Micronauts climb a mountain. The U.S. government declares a war on Christmas.
Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren’t in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Addams Family. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is death. The Black Stallion teaches about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up.
Montezuma gets his revenge. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live. Some girl dates the Frankenstein monster which makes her father uneasy. Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Mario and Luigi stumble into the violent world of Vice City.
Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. The untold origin of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Roger Ebert and guest reviewer M. Night Shyamalan present upcoming feature films.
Vince Vaughn present his new hit tv show. Casper's brother, Jasper. Ninjas compete on a game show. A lesson on GoBots. Sesame Street characters deal with a viral outbreak. Robot Chicken holds a telethon.