The people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he’s a little dated. People can lose at The Game of Life. Gov. Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.
The MythBusters team tackles myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat The Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.
Randy experiences cross-dressing and death on the worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. The newest adventure of Turbo Teen. M.A.S.K.’s Matt Tracker takes a bride.
“Law & Order” gets chicken; a Gremlin under the supervision of President Bush wreaks havoc; Jesus confronts his virginity; Smokey the Bear recalls his namesake; Stan Lee and Pam Anderson dish super gossip.
Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. Learned whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man. Skeletor's latest plot to destroy Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.
Giant Fat Black Suit Movie, Big Jim, problems with puppets, The Riddle at home, Dave's Mercenary Warehouse, Doug Funnie at a bar, Screw Youssical the Musical, Mumm-Ra fails to kill Lion-O again.
The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and Yasmin from the Bratz go head-to-head on MTV's Exposed. Wimpy has to pay for his burgers. Greatest American hero is the greatest American nerd. Richie Rich's teenage years
An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses with a strange ghost. Bob the Builder takes on the mafia "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.
PS3 Contest winner. Mr. Rogers turns Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Chachi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, Love Boat and more.
Meet House M.D.'s cousin, Condo. Lando Calrissian leads our heroes into a trap with Darth Vader. A parody of 300 called 1776. Michael Moore investigates girls' toys of the past.
The Maytag Repairman helps out. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma and Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972
The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Enyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. D&D's Venger conquers a new realm. Wonder Woman reveals her arch-enemy. Celebrities in rehab.
She-Ra has her time of the month. Danny Zuko and his "Grease" friends build a sex machine.
Hermey the Elf is bad at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.
Dracula fights back. Superman picks the wrong pet sitter. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Pac-Mantrix is. Kevin Shinick finally gets even. Pinhead and the other Cenobites join the Girls Gone Wild franchise.
Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Behind the scenes of Excitebike. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane’s boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a Prison Break.
Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four’s Thing, which references Michael Chiklis as he potrays both. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of “Don’t Be Ridiculous”. Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
Diggers dig their own grave, Dig Dug-style. A Vegas crime caper called Ocean’s Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers.
A Japanese commercial needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush become Captain Texas. If only the Kryptonian’s had watched Jor-El’s Inconvenient Kryptonian Truth. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs. A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes.