Linda's psychologist boyfreind introduces the Millers to the concept that honesty is the best policy but they soon find that in their family some things are better left to secrets. Also, Brian's misinterpretation of some fatherly advice leads him to smoke in his efforts to impress girls.
When Linda joins a book club to enrich her mind, she and Bill compete to be the smartest.
When Bill and Judy go to their 20th high-school reunion, Judy is upset that her former rival is still leading the charmed life and Bill falls back into his former adolescent ways.
When Bill and Judy take Lauren to a rock concert, they try to relive younger days but end up embarrassing their daughter.
After embarrasing themselves at their daughter's recital, Bill and Judy are guilted into volunteering at the school but they wind up making matters even worse.
Bill and Judy are dismayed when Brian fails at his attempt to join the football team and joins the cheerleading squad instead. Then Bill learns it's all part of his son's ploy to meet more girls
Bill sneaks around everyone's back to keep spending time with Linda's ex-boyfriend.
Judy tries to organize a "family night," but her efforts are met with impatience and disinterest.
Bill and Judy are dismayed when her parents announce they'll extend their Thanksgiving visit for an additional week.
Hoping it will land her a promotion, Judy pretends to be an expert on opera.
Judy finds out that Bill used money she'd been saving to make home repairs for a big screen television.
Judy tries to caution Lauren against picking on her classmate.
Domestic bedlam breaks out when Bill and Judy fail to enforce household rules.
Bill and Judy are inspired to try to whittle their middles after meeting Linda's fit, attractive new boyfriend.
After they both forget Valentine's Day, Bill and Judy plan surprises for each other.
Bill and Judy fight over the ministrations of a hair stylist.
After Bill and Judy help Lauren with her science project, she's promoted to a gifted class.
When Judy and Linda stop speaking after Linda accuses Judy of constantly interfering in her life, Judy soon gets on the rest of the family's nerves by meddling in everyone else's business.
Bill and Judy try to prove they're just as wild as they were before they got married.
Judy's boss suffers a breakdown and takes up residence, along with his dog, in the Miller home.
When his mother comes for an unexpected visit, Bill realizes she still has the power to irritiate him to no end.
Afraid their kids are on the way to becoming out-of-control partyers, Bill and Judy refuse to let them attend an unchaperoned party.