Bernie will stop at nothing to get the truth out of Vanessa, including using high-tech surveillance equipment. His plan backfires when he hears a little too much about what his family thinks of him.
Bernie's determination to get Bryana off her training wheels ends with her breaking her jaw. He lands in more hot water when he accompanies a group of children to a museum. Jordan ducks out of gym class by faking an injury.
Turns out Bernie's quiet day of prep for his stand-up performance was never meant to be when he has to take care of the kids. A film crew follows him throughout his day, catching everything.
Bernie's attempts to help Vanessa learn to drive end in frustration on both their parts and ultimately, Bernie loses his license because of it.
Bryana and Jordan have grown too old to share a room so Bernie moves her in with Vanessa.
Wanda offers the house Bernie's sister, Benita, for her wedding after she announces her plans to elope in Vegas.
Bernie has to handle the fact that Bryana scored in the 39th percentile nationally on a standardized test. When he goes to another school, they tell him he might be held back.
Jordan attempts to make friends by playing cards but ends up losing his shirt. Bernie tries to teach him the basics.
Bernie doesn't think that Vanessa's peers are helpful in her development so at Wanda's suggestion Vanessa joins Jack & Jacqueline, a positive organization Wanda once belonged to. The suggestion appears to lead to the wrong path when Vanessa gets caught shoplifting.
Bernie learns that Vanessa's new boy is actually eighteen, and therefore a man, with a child of his own.
Bernie worries about the sensuality of the spirit squad Vanessa joins to get extracurricular activities for her college applications. Jordan starts a business and learns that he can use his younger sister's cuteness to sell product.
Bryana's birthday party ends with injury and an unhappy parent decides to sue Bernie.
Bernie tries to teach Jordan the "player" ropes so that he can land his crush.
Jordan finds himself in trouble when his prank calls to Triple H get out of hand. Bernie is told he'll be honored but by his old high school, but Wanda schedules the flight on the wrong day. Bernie then decides to pick up an assistant.
Isaac Hayes chimes in on how Bernie can support Vanessa's blossoming musical gift.
Bernie feels that Jordan should be able to walk to school, but Wanda disagrees. Vanessa tells Wanda about a pool-side mishap that left her topless in front of a bunch of her classmates.