T-Bone bullies his way into becoming Naked Trucker's music manager and decides that breaking into the home of Bono's manager is the best way to get his new client's demo heard.
T-Bones claims to have been awarded Vermont's Key to the City, but it's actually stolen property used to cover a gambling debt. Meanwhile, the boys sing about their favorite things.
T-Bones goes on a vision quest in order to complete his hero's journey; Trucker and T-Bones demonstrate the secrets of carnival games; T-Bones sings about how anything can be used as a weapon.
T-Bones crashes a retirement party and lifts a gold watch in the process; Trucker is recognized for his legendary road stunts, which include both kindness and torture, according to T-Bones; the pair deal with a couple of road ragers; T-Bones does his own cover of a classic song.
Naked Trucker tries to figure out a way to honor America. Meanwhile, T-Bones crashes a civic parade in Utah, but claims he was only searching for a mate.
Trucker is offended by T-Bones portrayal of him in an animated Bulgarian TV show that T-Bones hopes to use to make him a star. Trucker boycotts the show as a result.
T-Bones crashes an open house with a goat; video clips featuring Steve Carell and his wife Nancy Walls who give advice on how to live the best hobo lifestyle; Naked Trucker and T-Bones pick up a jerky hitchhiker, who just so happens to be their 500th; T-Bones tries to record a book on tape -- in a bookstore.
During a relaxing weekend at a trucker's retreat, Naked Trucker gets roped into giving testimony at a hobo trial, where T-Bones is the attorney; the two play a game to see if T-Bones can match mugshots with their incidents; T-Bones sings a song of lament about being a bastard child.