Special episode wherein the Osbournes address how their MTV show has affected their lives.
Ozzy continues his tour. Jack injures his arm at the beach. Sharon finds out she has cancer.
Ozzy is allowed to have a beach fire. Kelly leaves for her concert tour.
Kelly lets the family meet her boyfriend.
Mandy Moore stops by the house to visit Jack as Sharon's father visits as well.
Kelly practices with her band and Jason Dill visits with Jack.
The family gathers around Sharon as Kelly records and Jack produces.
In an effort to help Sharon, Ozzy takes it upon himself to keep the house clean and, more specifically, germ free. Everyone gets their flu vaccination.
Ozzy and family raid Las Vegas as Ozzy has a gig at the Palms hotel.
Ozzy and Sharon renew their wedding vows at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Ozzy goes to the dentist. Jack goes to Medieval Times and celebrates his birthday. The family deals with Kelly Osbourne's media backlash.
The Osbourne pets itch up a storm as they are infested with fleas.
Ozzy works out with a personal trainer.
When Ozzy and Sharon go away (to Hawaii), Jack decides to play by inviting everyone he can think of over to the house. An argument between Jack and Kelly comes to blows.
Ozzy decides to "stay in his bunker" and not accompany the family on a trip to New York City. While she's away, Ozzy goes candy shopping for Sharon. Melinda announces her pregnancy.
In an odd bit of irony, the neighbors noise (from a tennis court) disturbs the Osbourne clan. Jack tries to curb their useage with paintballs and nearly has a run-in with the law. The Osbourne cats go missing and they wonder if the responsible party is the neighbors or wildlife.
Jack develops a crush on Courtney Love's friend Brieann. Ozzy tries to get Sharon to listen to a new song, unsuccessfully. Kelly outs Jack's tattoo to Sharon, but she's touched when she finds out it's a tribute to her.
Ozzy and Jack go fishing.
As Jack prepares for a trip to England, Sharon and Ozzy decide to spend even more quality time with him which cramps his style. Jack makes Ozzy blow into a breathalizer and he fails. As Kelly packs, Sharon and Ozzy spend time with her and Ozzy fails another breathalizer test.
Bert and Kelly's relationship hits the rocks and ends on Valentine's Day. Jack suffers through sleepwalking and unexplainable violence and the potential death of a beloved pet. Sharon hears of Minnie's death and moves out. Just as Ozzy is left alone on the couch with his television a director yells "cut" and the audience is left to wonder how real this reality show is.