A woman from church invites Sarah to join their group. Sarah learns that the group is actually a radical anti-abortion group.
Sarah is upset when the authorities come and take her dog away.
Sarah sets out to prove that it's easier to be Black than Jewish by spending the day in blackface. Steve and Brian partake of some potent medical cannabis.
When Sarah and Laura's mother's grave is robbed, they go on their favorite gameshow, Cookie Party, to win money to buy a new tombstone.
Sarah's romance with God cools off when he becomes clingy, but she takes him to her high school reunion to show up her old rival Sally. Brian and Steve stop smoking weed to find out if they're still gay when they're not on drugs.
When Sarah suspects her maid, Dora, of stealing her prized toy, she has her deported. But when living in squalor becomes unbearable, Sarah travels to Mexico to beg her to return, only to discover that Dora is the mayor. Also, Steve is shocked to find that Brian the metalhead's Ipod contains one song, and it's by the Spin Doctors.
Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stone thoughts seriously.
Sarah sues the nation of Mongolia for raping her ancestors.
Sarah decides to abandon her friends and trade them in for new ones.
Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street.
Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter. Brian becomes very attached to his long beard.
Sarah becomes homeless after losing her keys.
Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she's nine months pregnant.