The annual Simpsons Halloween special/season premiere; featuring "Hex and the City", "House of Whacks", and "Wiz Kids".
Bart and Millhouse stand trial for joyriding in Chief Wiggum's patrol car.
Homer opens a bar in his garage, in response to the trendy renovation of Moe's tavern.
One of the fortunes Homer writes for a fortune cookie company changes Mr. Burns' life.
Homer and Moe drink "memory tea" which causes them to remember discovering a corpse when they were 12, so they return to the scene to discover the body belongs to Wayland Smithers, Sr.
Lisa converts to Buddhism under the influence of Richard Gere and others, so the family tries to use the Christmas holiday to win her back to Christianity.
A judge orders a social worker to supervise the Simpsons after a family dispute over a game of monopoly.
Marge puts the whole family on a diet when Springfield is deemed the "fattest town on Earth".
When Homer is forced to have his jaw wired shut, he learns to actually listen to his family for the first time.
Marge faces a dilemma when her former boyfriend Artie comes to Springfield and offers her $1 million to sleep with him, which could pay for Homer's snore-prevention surgery.
Bart starts dating a wealthy girl, whose father subsequently provides royal treatment for the Simpsons family.
A former cowboy-actor befriends Bart and Lisa.
Grampa borrows Homer's car to show off his driving skills to a new resident at the retirement home.
The library informs Homer of a long-overdue book, which he finds and peruses with Bart and Lisa before returning.
The Simpsons head to Brazil to find the missing orphan Lisa has been sending donations to, but Homer is kidnapped in Rio among the other debacles.
Homer suffers an eye injury and receives a prescription for medicinal marijuana, which becomes a heated issue in the household and the community.
Homer sits on a bench and tells his life story a la "Forrest Gump" ; clip show.
Bart creates an animated series based on Homer's life as 'Angry Dad' in Springfield.
Homer walks in on Apu cheating on his wife.
Lisa makes friends with college girls who presume she is much older; Bart is forced to live in a bubble.
Homer faces the electric chair after neglecting to care for an elderly woman.
Homer causes a blackout which leads to looting and rioting in Springfield; thus he takes over as chief of police to handle the situation.