Newport writes a column urging people not to vote because he feels that the ignorant make his intelligent vote count less even as Townhouse and Tindle convince Wayne Brady to run for President.
Henry is arrested in a homeland security raid. In Henry's absence, Sami takes over the bar and brings a feminine touch and female crowd. Eventually Newport turns to Governor Arnold for help.
Newport tries to get a date for his award presentation ceremony eventually his friends push him towards internet dating. Newport ends up with the local weathergirl but in order to make it to date four, he has to pretend to be a liberal.
Newport stages a Warfare to raise money for weapons. Hu refuses to give Craig sex until after they see Mean Girls.
Newport and friends head to Vegas so that he can complain to the heads of AOL when his internet dis column is cancelled. Tindle finds a way to truly express himself to Hu.
Townhouse learns that he only gets twenty-three dollars back in taxes even as Sami gets over twenty thousand. Newport finds that President Bush keeps saying exactly what he posts to his web log. Sami donates her return to moveon.org and Martin Sheen only to find that the government had made a mistake.