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Boys will be boys. Or so they say.
Boys can be girls too, especially if they drop by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The late night talk show's recurring sketch "Ew!" returned on Tuesday night with special guest appearances from Neighbors stars Seth Rogen and Zac Efron.
Jimmy Fallon hosted the sketch and his homely appearance as a teenage girl once again reminded viewers why it's called "Ew!" But just a few moments later, Rogen stepped in to turn the yuck factor up several notches. "Peach fuzz" doesn't even begin to describe the scruff that lived on the face of Seth, who obviously didn't bother to shave for the sketch. And let's not get into the hairy monstrosity that was his chest. His sparsely matted cleavage was truly something to behold, but for all the wrong reasons.
What about his co-star, Zac Efron? He's a decently pretty guy; surely he could pass off as a girl. From the neck up, he certainly could be a comely teenage lass with a really, really strong jawline. However, girlfriend's been working out! Efron's chiseled biceps were just bulging out his flowery dress.
As any trio of teenage girls would do, Jimmy, Seth, and Zac took a selfie with Seth throwing in a "duck face" for good measure. Afterwards, the three of them cut a rug to Lil Jon's "Turn Down for What" right before receiving texts from James Franco. Ew!!
Check out the full clip right here:
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Cover your children's ears if you don't want them to start using profanity!
On last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Hollywood legends Sally Field and Julia Roberts faced off in the first ever "Celebrity Curse-Off." Basically a game of "HORSE" with curse words, the late night segment had each actress taking a turn to rattle off any piece of profanity that came to mind.
Check out the video right here (it's surprisingly SFW):
To recap: After a bit of confusing banter about the rules, the "Celebrity Curse-Off" started off not-so-innocently enough with a couple of basic curse words. However, Field dropped a big bomb with a particularly volatile choice (the C-word). That left Roberts flustered and giggling like a little kindergartener... one familiar with such profanity. Field kept the pressure up, while Roberts faltered to schoolyard staples like "butthole" and sexual euphemisms such as "tea bagging" and "rusty trombone."
So in the first "Celebrity Curse-Off," the Flying Nun took out the Pretty Woman. So what was Sally Field's reward? Appropriately enough, a gigantic bar of soap to clean that potty mouth of hers!
Who do you think should be in the next "Celebrity Curse-Off?" Share your suggestions in the comments below. And please, keep it clean!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger certainly showed off his acting chops when he recited some of his most famous catchphrases during Monday night's taping of The Tonight Show.
The former Californian governator and Jimmy Fallon cooked up a fresh batch of hilarity when they put together a skit that satirized the popular home shopping network, QVC.
In an in-"faux"-mercial titled "Now We're Cookin' with Zach Striker," Fallon starred as the blonde wigged host with a spotty Australian accent and Schwarzenneger beside him as his celebrity guest foodie. Although Fallon wanted to advertise a magnificent multi-purpose blender first, Schwarzenegger was more interested in learning about another product, the plain ol' Slap Chop.
As Fallon kept pressing on about the blender, Schwarzenneger became more incensed and kept yelling, "Get to da choppah!!!" – a throwback to his iconic line from the his 1987 movie Predator. Impatience got the best of the aging action star and he eventually flipped over the table before promising, "I'll be back!"
Check out the video of the skit below:
Ready for a little bit of #tbt? Check out these awesomely throwback pictures that celebrities posted on their Instagram or Twitter accounts!
Here's Kendall Jenner having some photobooth fun when she was just 11 years old.
Comedian Sarah Silverman once threw softballs instead acerbic barbs.
Chloe Bennet from Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. apparently didn't own a hairbrush when she was younger.
James Franco spent a lot of time bonding with father and two brothers.
Around the age of 14, New Girl's Zooey Deschanel discovered the fountain of eternal youth.
And finally, even rock band Jimmy Eat World had to start off playing at somebody's basement.
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If you took a picture of you and your friends at the top of New York City's Rockefeller Center, there might be a good chance that two celebrity hooligans ruined your view of the world's most famous skyline. That's because The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon and Mad Men's Jon Hamm set up a camera at the top of the Rock just for the sole purpose of photobombing eager tourists.
It started off plainly enough with Hamm walking casually behind some tourists before Fallon joined in the tomfoolery. But the madness quickly escalated, beginning with a chest bump and followed up with Don Draper giving the late night host a piggy back ride. Then things really got zany with the two of them renacting the memorable "spaghetti kiss" scene from Lady and the Tramp with a hoagie (I thought they called them subs in New York...) and then popping up like a pair of whac-a-moles from a fake parapet.
Most people would absolutely hate having their photos ruined by a couple of jerks. But I have a feeling these folks walked away pretty happy with the pics they took.
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During his monologue last night, Jimmy Kimmel shared a clip of Joseph Gordon-Levitt recreating the very classic "David After Dentist" video from five years ago. Check out the clip down below:
Although the gap tooth was a nice touch, Gordon-Levitt looked more like Ben Stiller's Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder than the drugged-up preadolescent David. Otherwise, his performance was spot on!
The clip comes right off the heals of Kimmel's plan to turn viral YouTube videos into big budget Hollywood productions. In case you haven't check it out, here's a psychedelic mash-up of "David After Dentist" and "Double Rainbow" and it looks like it could be an early Oscar contender!
And we're back! All the late night talk shows have returned, fresh from their holiday break. Let's take a look at what the shows had to offer to start 2014, which includes Sofia Vergara and Jimmy Kimmel venturing deep into the dark recesses of the Internet's comments section.
Remember you can catch all the late night highlights every week right here on Hollywood.com.
Ugly CommentaryThere sure are a few people who don't appreciate Sofia Vergara's Latin beauty or Jimmy Kimmel's double chin, as the two of them read what people have written about them in internet comments sections.
Scarlett in BlueScarlett Johansson was talking about her new movie Her on Late Show with David Letterman, and she sure looked stunning in that lovely blue dress.
The People's Late Night HostThe people have spoken and they chose Stephen Colbert as their favorite late night talk show. Watch Colbert thank everyone who made it possible, beginning with Aaron A. Aardvark.
Cold ComfortWhile the entire country was experiencing the "polar vortex," Los Angeles was enjoying warm and sunny beach weather. Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal put a stop to that when he dumped ice and snow on local beachgoers.
A Brush with GreatnessConan O'Brien didn't want to miss the sweet mooment when Two Broke Girls' Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs accidentally got to second base with each other.
Drinking GamesIt was like a frat party on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon when Matthew McConaughey and Gisele Bundchen played a round of "flip cup" on Monday night.
Making Sense of NonsenseJimmy Kimmel breaks down Dennis Rodman's epic rant on CNN by reading a word-for-word transcription. Spoilers: It really didn't make any sense.
A Bunch of Know-NothingsJay Leno proved once again that most American know more about the less important stuff, such as who was naked on a wrecking ball, than who's Vice President of the United States.
The Jersey WarLocal New Jersey Correspondent Jon Stewart shamefully explains Gov. Chris Christie's involvement in "Bridge-gate."
McCain on 2016Want to know which of the lesser of two evils you'll vote for in 2016? Sen. John McCain laid down his picks of Presidential candidates on The Tonight Show.
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Action star Jean-Claude Van Damme is the star of a new viral video that has sky-rocketed to over 9 million views in less than two days. The marketing gurus at Volvo Trucks filmed the actor performing one of his famous splits in way that has never been seen before in a video they call, "The Epic Split."
"I've had my ups and downs," the Muscles from Brussels says as he begins his voiceover with the camera squarely focused on the 53-year-old actor's face. "My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today. Now I stand here before you. What you see is a body crafted to perfection."
The camera pulls back to reveal that Van Damme's feet is firmly planted on the rear-view mirrors of two semi-trucks that are heading in reverse."A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics," continues Van Damme, "and a mindset to master to the most epic of splits." Then, the two trucks slowly begin to separate, forcing the actor to perform one of his signature splits that he's done in his movies such as Bloodsport. Epic indeed!
Whether you believe the video is a fake or that Van Damme actually pushed the two trucks apart with his massively powerful legs, the video has nonetheless been a very successful marketing ploy. Here is a teaser video released just before the debut of "The Epic Split" showing Volvo Trucks technician Jan-Inge Svensson explaining to Van Damme what they have in store for him.
The look of doubt and disbelief on Van Damme's face is certainly understandable, but it looks like it all paid off! What did you think of Volvo and JCVD's "The Epic Split"? Share your thoughts below!
In Hollywood, it's all about who you know and who better to let you in than your own brother or sister? It's cute that these siblings have risen to the top of the entertainment industry. For some of these duos, they have also worked on a film or two together. Could there be a little bit of a rivalry between the two? One always has done a little bit better than the other, whether its an extra Academy Award or a high grossing film. In either case, these brothers and sisters have shared the limelight together and even look great side-by-side on the Red Carpet!
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The Garden State has a lot to explain after Melissa Gorga of Real Housewives of New Jersey released a marriage advice book titled Love Italian Style. Her advice can easily be reduced to one word: SEX. Normally sex itself would be a problem, but just how Melissa's husband Joe Gorga gets it is where the controversy lies.
Despite Melissa sometimes feeling "exhausted" or "not really in the mood," she just can't seem to say "no" to her husband. If she does, well...here's what Joe thinks what "no" really means:
"Men, I know you think your woman isn't the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in awhile. If your wife says "no," turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated. Women don't realize how easy men are. Just give us what we want."
Not convinced that sounded a bit rapey? Well, here's a passage that essentially tells women to submit and become sex slaves for their husbands.
"[A] woman needs to keep herself in shape. She has to be seductive. She must be willing to try new things for her husband's pleasure and her own. And, most important, she has to be available for sex.There's real passionate sex and maintenance sex. You need them both for a healthy marriage. Maintenance sex keeps the wheels greased, the lines of communication open, and the fights to a minimum."
Sex keeps "lines of communication open?" Well, Joe's Neanderthal brow does clearly indicate he is probably most expressive in an act of carnal fornication.
Occasionally, Joe does manage to squeeze enough power out of his prehistoric brain to chime in with more of his misogynistic gems. Here's an example of the man's attempt to mask his profound insecurities (which basically echoes what Pat Robertson said months ago):
"Refusing to initiate is a Top Three reason men cheat. The ugliest girl in the world could come on to a man in that state of mind, and he might have to go for it. He thinks, At least someone wants me."
It's fairly clear that Melissa is in an abusive relationship. Here's a snippet that clearly shows she's just a punching bag for Joe's insecurities.
"If he gets one ounce of flack from me, he flips a switch and goes off. I know it's not really about me, so I don't get riled up. I supposed I could get angry back him for getting the bulk end of his problems. But then again, that's what a spouse is for. You get to release your stress on someone you trust, who you know won't hold it against you. He' like to yell at a colleague, client, or employee. But he yells at me and doesn't screw up a business deal. I can take it."
What's sad is there's 256 pages of this drivel. While the book's subtitle is "The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage," it's hard not to shake off the feeling that she's simply a broken woman who has given in:
"I used to want to hold onto my independence, even after we got married. I didn't want to need anyone, not even Joe. Now, I know that it's arrogant to think you don't need anyone. Need is only a four-letter word if you don't accept it as another one. F-A-C-T."
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