Shannon Houston
  • 5 Hilarious NSFW Aziz Ansari Moments
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 14, 2014
    Getty Images/Jason Kempin The man, the legend, the most adorable, foul-mouthed stand-up comedian ever—Aziz Ansari has brought us so much joy over the years. He may be best known for his role as Tom Haverford on Parks and Recreation, but those of us who watch his stand-up material know that there's a whole other, magnificent side to him.Here are a few of his best, NSFW moments ever. 1. His Kanye West stories will never cease to amaze us: 2. Is child molestation ever funny? Only in Ansari's world: 3. Justin Bieber is a lot more gangsta than we previously thought. Thanks Aziz, for bringing this dark side of him to our attention: 4. Who knew a harmless grapefruit could inspire so much naughty language?  5. The only thing better than his Yeezy stories, are his R. Kelly stories. And nothing's more NSFW than an R. Kelly concert story: Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • 5 Reasons Why Pete Campbell Is Still King
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 10, 2014
    AMC The Emmy Award nominations incited much Twitter rage today, and in the midst of all the hashtags for Tatiana Maslany and Mads Mikkelsen, people seemed to have forgotten about THE Vincent Kartheiser. While Mad Men and Jon Hamm were both [unsurprisingly] nominated, Kartheiser continues to be snubbed for his brilliant performance as the incomparable Pete Campbell. But you know what? He's still KING. 1. Still heralded as his greatest moment, ever: 2. Sure, every man may be a type and may have a type. But when this... lady of the night captured Campbell's "type" it was everything: 3. The audio is ridiculous, but the clip never gets old: 4. Greatest. Middle-aged man. Fist fight. Ever (sure, this is really Lane Pryce's finest hour, but still): 5. Pete + Janis Joplin = all you need in life. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • 10 People Who Are Really Mad At The Emmy Nominations
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 10, 2014
    NBC Think you're mad about this morning's Emmy Awards nominations? Not as mad as these folks! #CloneClub #Fannibals #EmmySnubs and other angry hashtags took over Twitter and it was glorious.  1. An excellent suggestion... Someone needs to send in Tatiana Maslany’s episodes next year in an HBO folder. — Tim Goodman (@BastardMachine) July 10, 2014 2. The #Fannibals got cray. @paste_tv Emmys deserve to be eaten then. Not sure how much better Hannibal needs to be to get noticed. — Jo (@Tegan_Jovanka) July 10, 2014 3. In which Tatiany Maslany becomes the new Kanye West. I honestly feel bad for her! She should Kanye someone's award! Like seriously! #EmmyNoms #TatianaMaslany — OITNB | Beyond (@OITNB_Beyond) July 10, 2014 4. Sometimes, it just hurts. @AmyTVGal So many feelings--mostly frustration... — Mark Rozeman (@Mrozema) July 10, 2014 5. Actually, "stain on the apron" may be the greatest insult of all time. Don't fret, #Fannibals! Awards don't determine the success of a show, the fans do. The Emmys are just a stain on the apron. — Hugh Dancy News (@hughdancynews) July 10, 2014 6. For those of you on #TeamFarmiga and who cares about the emmys @VeraFarmiga is the QUEEN and Norma is craziest mom and beautiful I've seen in my life — claudia (@bullock_Farmiga) July 10, 2014 7. The guy who played Pastor Tim on The Americans is super-pissed. Right on: No nominations for #TheAmericans actors?! Seriously?? Ridiculously huge snub. PARTICULARLY the brilliant @MatthewRhys #EmmyNoms #Emmys2014 — Kelly AuCoin (@bklynblazr) July 10, 2014 8. Wait, there are people NOT watching Orphan Black? If you're wondering why your Twitter feed is blowing up with complaints about Tatiana Maslany getting Emmy-snubbed, watch Orphan Black. — Josh Jackson (@joshjackson) July 10, 2014 9. Who says you can't get all your anger out in 140 characters or less? @JarettSays The #Emmys have failed all audiences, tbh. #NoTatiana #NoEmily #NoGoodWife #NonSense — bruaccioli (@bruaccioli) July 10, 2014 10. Apparently, someone needs to to the #Emmys keys away. Get home safe guys. GO HOME, EMMYS! YOU'RE DRUNK! #EmmyForMaslany Can't believe she was snubbed AGAIN. Emmys are a officially a waste of time #EmmysChat — Rachel (@mindgrape) July 10, 2014 Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Chloë Grace Moretz Is Basically Kristen Stewart In 'The Clouds Of Sils Maria'
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 07, 2014
    IFC Films The Clouds Of Sils Maria cannot get here fast enough. A new, international trailer was just released and we can't help but notice that the actress Chloë Grace Moretz is playing, seems awfully reminiscent of Kristen Stewart, the other young actress starring in the film (check out the 0:53 mark to see what we mean). It's all very meta, which makes sense as the film follows the story of an older actress (played by the incomparable Juliette Binoche) whose personal life begins to mimic her on-screen performance. In other words, this looks amazing: There's no release date yet, but Olivier Assayas' film received great reviews at Cannes Film Festival, so hopefully we can expect it in the States sometime soon. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Miley Cyrus Brings 'Wrecking Ball' To Broadway
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 07, 2014
    Instagram/mileycyrus All throughout this past holiday weekend, you were probably thinking to yourself, "I wonder what Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" would sound like on Broadway." Miley herself is here to answer that question for you. Sort of: Wrecking ball broadway style pt 1 She calls it "part 1" because there are at least 3 more similar videos on her Instagram account. Looks like she had a fun Fourth of July! Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Channing Tatum Is Completely Losing It In The New 'Foxcatcher' Trailer
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 02, 2014
    You wouldn't necessarily expect a film starring Channing Tatum and Steve Carell to be an Oscar contender, but Foxcatcher is a horse of a different color. It received strong reviews earlier this year at the Cannes Film Festival, and we're starting to see why. Tatum and Carell both appear to be giving frighteningly good performances here—and yes, we are impressed by that glass mirror headbutt. Take a look at the latest trailer: Directed by Bennett Miller, the film also stars Mark Ruffalo and Sienna Miller. Foxcatcher will hit theatres November 14, 2014. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Kendall Jenner Is Surrounded By Way Too Many Hot Male Models
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 02, 2014
    Instagram/kendalljenner Kendall Jenner has taken to Instagram to prove that 1.) the modeling lifestyle sure has its perks, and 2.) life is not fair: We call dibs on the one with the tattoos. And the one with the enormous arm around Kylie Jenner. And the other three, as well. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Bill Murray Is Basically Royal Tenenbaum In The 'St. Vincent' Trailer
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 02, 2014
    The Weinstein Company Bill Murray is basically playing Royal Tenenbaum in the new film St. Vincent, and it's as spectacular as any Royal Tenenbaum fan might expect it to be.   // See what we mean? It's basically this scene, but for a whole movie: Throw in a little Melissa McCarthy, Chris O'Dowd and Naomi Watts (who just played Diana, Princess of Wales) as a woman of the night, and you have a possibly epic production. St. Vincent  hits theatres October 24, 2014. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • 'Teen Mom 2' Star Jenelle Evans Gives Birth To A Second Son
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 02, 2014
    MTV Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans just gave birth to her second baby boy. The reality star took to her Facebook page to share the big news. Facebook/Jenelle Evans Our baby boy is here! Evans has had some serious struggles in the past with drugs, and still does not have custody of her five year-old son Jace, who remains in her mother's care. Hopefully, this new chapter in her life will function as a turning point for the young mother of two. Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //
  • Robin Thicke Is Now Using Cute Kids To Win Back Paula Patton
    By: Shannon Houston Jul 02, 2014
    Getty Images/Ethan Miller Robin Thicke clearly has no plans of privately dealing with the problems in his deteriorating marriage with Paula Patton. As he continues to publicly (and incessantly) beg for his estranged wife's forgiveness, we get a new music video from the singer for "Still Madly Crazy." If that last one didn't do the trick, maybe cute kids singing his lyrics will? That would have been a lot more adorable if a [probably] cheating husband wasn't behind it. Your thoughts? Follow @Hollywood_com Follow @shannonmhouston //