Anderson Cooper was attacked in Egypt today. His producer Steve Brusk tweeted, “Anderson said he was punched 10 times in the head as pro-Mubarak mob surrounded him and his crew trying to cover demonstration.” Cooper told CNN’s live blog that the attackers “pushed and shoved the CNN crew and punched them in the head…but no one was seriously hurt.” Now if you’ll excuse me. – THR
Mariah Carey is having a boy and a girl. This explains why she has been doing the feminine activity of cooking as well as doing the masculine activity of taking daily swims. – People
Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee Lo will be performing at the Grammys. We don’t know yet if they’ll finally sing “Forget You” together, but we do know they”ll be performing with muppets for a reason that is entirely legitimate and not at all as a means to make fun of people who help kids understand the definition of inappropriate touching. – NYM
Now that Lindsay Lohan is sober, she’s apparently stealing jewelry. Law enforcement officials told TMZ that the owner of an L.A. store filed a police report that claimed a $2,500 necklace that Lindsay tried on suddenly went missing. The police attained a warrant to search Lindsay’s house, but before they could poke around, one of Lindsay’s “associates” gave the necklace up. – TMZ
