Charlie Sheen was rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles yesterday morning, after complaining of severe stomach pains. No word on if his severe stomach pains were brought on by the sheer excitement that a briefcase full of cocaine brings him or the pressure of creating his “porn family” in the house of Vanna White’s ex-husband. Either/or I’d say. – Contact Music, TMZ
TMZ spoke to Kacey Jordan, a porn star who was with Sheen for 36 hours prior to him being taken to the hospital and there’s video of her saying everything that happened. Her story is completely and honestly true and valid and legitimate and has been corroborated and is completely factual and is just as perfect as a 5 tier cake, where all the layers are admissions of honesty. – TMZ
A woman is suing P Diddy for being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, among other things. She is requesting $900 billion in child support and $100 billion for loss of income. She claims she was abused by Diddly from 2001 to 2010, that he put her child in a wheelchair, sexually abused her children, took a chip from a Mississippi casino that was worth “$100 zillion” that belonged to her, and stole her hospital keys. – Radar
Piers Morgan, being the tough piece of clumped up granola that he is, asked Kourtney and Kim Kardashian what their talents are. They responded that their talent is marketing, which is as true and/or believable as a squirrel in a wheelchair going up on stage during a camp talent show and tap dancing. – CNN
