Daily Shuffle: Jessica Simpson Is Engaged

jessica simpsonJessica Simpson confirmed that she is engaged to boyfriend of five months, Eric Johnson. This comes just a week after her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. Jessica calls Eric the man for her “right now…” So, hopefully before the vows are said, “right now” will turn into “forever,” right? – US

LeAnn Rimes‘ ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, is also engaged to someone named Sarah Silver. She is “elated,” and looks exactly like LeAnn would if she didn’t care about her hair and put on some hipster glasses. – US

Kourtney Kardashian has landed herself a stint as a lawyer on the soap opera, One Life to Live. TMZ astutely describes the role as “a sexy attorney who develops a love/hate relationship with a ‘dark-haired guy.'” They also say it will be a bit of a physical role, as Kourtney will have to kiss AND punch one of the guys…as if that would be a challenge for any Kardashian. – TMZ

Kelly Preston has not had her Travolta baby yet. – US

Bill Clinton has joined the cast of The Hangover 2, which is great. Clinton was in Bangkok to deliver a speech on clean energy when he somehow met up with the cast and crew of the movie, who (to their credit) instantly knew a cameo from Bill Clinton would provide the world with clean energy forever. – People 

Because she missed the wedding (she had phone calls to take and make), Rihanna bought Katy Perry and Russell Brand an all expenses paid trip to Tokyo. – The Sun

Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Wood’s most popular mistress, is finally talking about her experiences schtupping the pro golfer. She calls herself a “love addict.” She also plans to become a private detective. Hear that, little girls? That’s the sound of a turnaround! – NYP