Kate Hudson is pregnant with Matthew Bellamy’s baby. So what I’m saying is the only people not pregnant are me and John Boehner. – MSNBC
Snooki misses people calling her by her real name, which is Nicole. So if you intend to refer to her, refer to her as such, or she will cut off your arms and your legs and she will sanction you to be the stand-in act for when the toad with two heads cannot perform his running wheel act. – AP
John Travolta, Kelly Preston and their new son, Benjamin, are on the cover of People. Congratulations to them on the birth of their son, and for having the combined age of 104. – People
Nicole Kidman admitted to trying Botox. But she said she didn’t like the way she looked after so she never used it again. Yeah, Nicole. All of humanity has quit having sex, too. – Digital Spy
