Kim Kardashian debuted her new song, “Turn It Up” at TAO in Las Vegas. It is written by The-Dream, and “features a bass-heavy beat that is perfect for the dance floor.” It’s also noted for death to great things, like the panda cow. – PopEater
David Arquette has checked himself into rehab at the Betty Ford Center. Clearly we’re supposed to have already started caring about him. – People
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donated $2 million to the Naankuse Wildlife Sanctuary, where they stayed during their visit to Namibia over Christmas. – US
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are official. There are pictures of them doing what teenagers call kissing but really just have them banging their foreheads together and touching each other’s skeletal and not at all recognizably human bodies. – Anything Disney
