After buying her an $11,000 guitar, Jake Gyllenhaal is having Taylor Swift move in with him. They are also talking about getting married. Obviously this will be the end of Taylor’s musical career. – ShowbizSpy
Even though they are divorcing, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds had dinner this weekend together in New York. Reports have them “smiling and laughing” the whole time. My parents should take note. – Radar
The FBI is now looking into a series of threatening texts that Lindsay Lohan has received. But can’t, like, a college dropout at a Verizon store do that too? – TMZ
Julianne Hough claims her music video was too racy to be aired on CMT, but I still don’t even care. – Fox
