Nothing like a healthy dose of incest to kick-start your morning.
Everyone who’s ever kept up with the Kardasians knows the family is seriously lacking boundaries, but apparently so are the men they choose to date. Kylie Jenner’s beau, aspiring rapper Tyga, apparently doesn’t think fornicating with one Jenner sister is enough — he needs both. You heard it correctly: Tyga wants to have a threesome with Kylie and her older sister Kendall.
We repeat: Tyga wants to have a threesome with Kylie and Kendall.
Sorry if you just vomited in your mouth a little bit. We promise that feeling will pass as soon as you stop mentally picturing it.
A source who spoke to the very reliable and not at all unfactual tabloid Radar Online admitted that the 27-year-old sometimes father to Blac Chyna’s King Cairo/tenant in Kylie Jenner’s house was completely serious when he joked about double dipping in the Kardashian-Jenner pool.
“She dismissed it as a joke but he’s dead serious…” said the source. “Tyga’s seriously X-rated and he’s worked a real spell on Kylie… She indulges him with a lot of dirty stuff, but it remains to be seen if she’ll go for this, let alone Kendall!”
Let that sink in for a minute.
There’s no word on if Kylie and Kendall are totally down to make Tyga even more famous than they’ve already appeared to make him or if Tyga’s request was met with a classic Kardashian-brand eye-roll. We’re guessing the eye-roll as it appears to be the sisters’ favorite pastime.
Gag.
