As much as you and I think Justin Beiber has a great life, it’s actually probably pretty hard. Having to spend every night of your teenage years dancing under hot spotlights while wearing layers of purple and white clothing sounds next to impossible. And what about worrying that some teenage girl who wears some kind of new high tech braces that jut out more than usual will JUMP YOU and SCRATCH YOUR FACE when you’re just trying to do the innocent thing of exiting a store with the goal of transporting yourself into a van? OR, what about waking up one morning and walking over the the window of your hotel room and finding 20 dream catchers made from dead birds because a picture of your skeletal body kissing your girlfriend leaked on the internet yesterday? Oh, or how about when you take a trip back home to Canada and being unable to talk to your friends because you have to save your voice for a performance at some spot in Ohio where there’s no Bravo TV? So yeah, Biebs has it harder than a guy with a pregnant wife who only eats a discontinued brand of animal crackers.
And all of those reasons are why Justin Bieber has announced that he’s taking one month off from his career of numbing the intergalactic universe with songs about how he’s going to single-handedly rid the world of lonely girls. He told The Hollywood Reporter, “I’ve been working so hard, I’m taking a month off. It’s been great to just think and enjoy hanging out with my friends. I’m still growing up, and when you’re working every day, you don’t really get a chance to figure out who you are. So with the time off, I’m able to think, pray, and just kind of grow up. [Plus,] I’ve been sleeping a lot.”
“Sleeping” is code for something else right? If you rearrange the letters a bit and get rid of the “p,” you get “Seleing,” which is really close to “Selenaing,” which means his brain (which is healthier than an actor who’s auditioning for a vitamin commercial) has created a little code word for his relationship with his little girlfriend! Aww! Okay Justin, pleasant “sleeping!” Just don’t expect the onslaught of dead birds to stop!
Source: Digital Spy
